1. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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RINGO STARR NO LONGER ACCEPTING FANMAIL - WORLD DISTINCTLY UNSHAKEN

2. FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
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RICKY GERVAIS NEVER LEAVES HIS HOUSE TO EXERCISE

3. SPIDEY BLOODY SPIDEY
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BONO'S MUSICAL EXPECTED TO COST $40M

4. WORST. MARKETING. IDEA. EVER.
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'SO CRAP IT'S GOOD' MARKETING HITS ROCK BOTTOM

5. HOW TO LOSE FANS AND ALIENATE CRITICS
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KIRSTEN DUNST TO WRITE HER OWN MUSICAL

6. ROLAND TWAT
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PETE DOHERTY TO LOCK HIMSELF IN A RAT-FILLED COFFIN

7. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

8. HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'
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Country singer is named as ambassador for the most important mounds in the US

9. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
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LONELY HILTON STRUGGLES TO FIND TRUE FRIENDSHIP

10. SUCH A TEESE
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DITA VON TEESE GETS CROSS WITH THE PLASTIC FANTASTICS

11. CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
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KELLY OSBOURNE GOES WILD FOR THE STD TESTS AFTER PREGNANCY SCARE

12. LOVE MATCH POINT
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON MARRIES RYAN REYNOLDS IN CANADA

13. UNLUCKY HEATHER
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR ARRESTED FOR DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE

14. ONE DERANGED OWNER
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BRITNEY SPEARS' OLD HOUSE FOR SALE

15. DREADING THE BOARDS
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BIZARRE 'AMERICAN PSYCHO' MUSICAL ON THE WAY

16. SCRUBBER SEEKS CLEANER
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COURTNEY LOVE IS LOOKING FOR A HOUSEKEEPER

17. ARTHUR CONAN DOOMED
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JUDE LAW TO PLAY DR WATSON IN GUY RITCHIE'S SHERLOCK HOLMES?

18. NOT SO SEXY
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SARAH JESSICA PARTY LOOKS LIKE A MAN... EVEN MORE THAN USUAL

19. BLAINE DAMAGE
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DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

20. CAMPBELL'S CONDENSED CAREER
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NAOMI CONSIDERING RETIREMENT, A NATION REJOICES

21. OUT OF MY MIND
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VICTORIA BECKHAM'S FASHION PLANS ARE ALL GOING WELL

22. LOVE WILL TEAR US APART
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COURTNEY LOVE WAS BAD FOR NIRVANA, SAYS FORMER MANAGER

23. CASH BACK!
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BRITNEY'S MOTHER PROUD AT HER DAUGHTER'S COMEBACK

24. SNAPPING AT SNAPPERS
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KANYE WEST ARRESTED FOR PHOTOGRAPHER ATTACK

25. DROOPY PIANIST
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MICHAEL DOUGLAS TO PLAY LIBERACE IN MOVIE

26. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MATT DAMON TALKS ABOUT THE POTENTIAL US VICE PRESIDENT

27. THE TOOTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TOOTH
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KIRSTEN DUNST DENIES KNOWING HER CURRENT PARTNER

28. BITE ME, KATE
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KATE MOSS LEAVES FLEA INFESTED HOUSE

29. SHOOT OUT BOY
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PETE WENTZ ONCE PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE

30. OTTOWAN-KER
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VIGGO MORTENSEN FORGETS WHICH COUNTRY HE IS IN