1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. O JUBBERS, WHERE ART THOU?
(Holy News / News)

DID GEORGE CLOONEY DUMP GIRLFRIEND OVER BOOB JOB?

3. PLAY(ING THE FIELD)BOY
(Holy News / News)

HUGH HEFNER HAS NO PLANS TO MARRY

4. HUGH PERVERT
(Holy News / News)

MILEY CYRUS OFFERED TO POSE NAKED FOR PLAYBOY AT 18

5. COCK STAR
(Holy News / News)

NICKELBACK LEAD SINGER CAN PUT MANHOOD IN HIS MOUTH

6. DOUBLE SPREAD
(Holy News / News)

HUGH HEFFER WANTS THE OLSEN TWINS TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY

7. SHOW ME THE BUNNY
(Holy News / News)

PLAYBOY WANT LINDSAY LOHAN TO STRIP

8. TART FOR ART'S SAKE
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN'S MOTHER APPLAUDS 'TASTEFUL' NUDE PHOTOS

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. THE PRINCE AND THE PAUPER
(Holy News / News)

THE PRINCE OF BRUNEI BEFRIENDS JADE GOODY

12. MAMMARY LOSS
(Holy News / News)

HELENA BONHAM-CARTER TALKS ABOUT HER EXPANDING BREASTS

13. MAD AND THE HATTER
(Holy News / News)

HEATHER MILLS IS DATING EX-MILLINER

14. War Babies
(Holy News / News)

Angelina and Brad play war to celebrate son's birthday

15. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

16. Kevin Bacon is Cut Loose
(Holy News / News)

Kevin Bacon's tiresomely named band, The Bacon Brothers, write a song about his Playboy rejection

17. HOLY MOLY WORLD EXCLUSIVE: ROBBIE RUNS AWAY FROM REHAB
(Holy News / News)

Robbie does a runner from rehab

18. HOLY MOLY WORLD EXCLUSIVE: ROBBIE RUNS AWAY FROM REHAB
(Holy News / News)

Robbie Williams leaves rehab early

19. Kanye West
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ry's'TM air-time was devoted to him and his HUGE ego allegedly 'rapping' over select motown samples in the playboy suite surrounded by busty blondes. And still he complains.... CUNT...

20. peter andre
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

the cunt sits there looking all smug with his "wife" but he is forgetting, that as a playboy reader, i have seen his wifes cunt, he hasnt seen my wifes so who has had the last laugh!? cunts

21. Rihanna
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

for turning down Playboy. show us your fucking fanny, bitch.

22. Stan Bowles
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Genius footballer, compulsive gambler and bit of a playboy. It is told he once wore one gola boot and one adidas boot to get twice the sponsorship money. Aimed for and hit the FA cup (whilst it was on

23. If you call your daughter Brandi, there's a 95% ch...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

If you call your daughter Brandi, there's a 95% chance she'll become a Playboy model.

24. The playboy symbol slapped on something has becom...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

The playboy symbol slapped on something has become a guarantee of tastelessness and the grotesque.

25. If you name your daughter Brandi, there's a 94% ch...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

If you name your daughter Brandi, there's a 94% chance she'll become a Playboy model.

26. Any woman driving a car with a Playboy sticker on ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Any woman driving a car with a Playboy sticker on it is very, very unlikely to be a Playboy centrefold, but will undoubtedly, when they're totally pissed, dance haphazardly round a pole in their local

27. Christians. Why not say heaven is like the playboy...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Christians. Why not say heaven is like the playboy mansion. That''ll get your attendence figures up. And let''s be honest, there''s as much truth in that statement as there is in the rest of the bulls

28. Muslims: Why not say heaven is like the playboy ma...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Muslims: Why not say heaven is like the playboy mansion - that'll get numbers up. oh wait you already do except in your version to get there you have to blow yourselves up and all the bunnies are virg