1. NEWSMOUND
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2. TITS UP
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JODIE MARSH SPEAKS TO LORRAINE KELLY ABOUT HER SILLY BREASTS

3. LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER
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ALICIA DOUVALL HAPPY FOR DAUGHTER TO HAVE A BOOB JOB

4. DOZY SHUNT
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BRITNEY SPEARS IN CAR ACCIDENT

5. TOTALLY CARACAS
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VENEZUELA BANS 'THE SIMPSONS'

6. JUNGLE LOVE
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JORDAN AND PETER REVISIT THE SET OF 'I'M A CELEB'

7. A LITTLE LESS DEPORTATION
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PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S SURGEON FACING DEPORTATION FROM STATES

8. NEWSMOUND
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9. TOP OF THE LOPS
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SHARON OSBOURNE IS THE TOP RECIPIENT OF PLASTIC SURGERY

10. SILICONE HARMY
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PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S FACE INJECTED WITH CAR ENGINE LUBRICANT

11. BIG EAR BOTHERER
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CHANELLE PLANS TO RELEASE FUNKY HOUSE SINGLE

12. PUMPY THEN RUMPY
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RANGE OF CELEBRITY BLOW UP DOLLS LAUNCHED

13. NEWSMOUND
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14. MONEY AND CHER
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CHER TO PERFORM LIVE AGAIN

15. JORDAN'S BIG BOOB
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JORDAN TO HAVE SECOND BREAST REDUCTION

16. GOOD GIRL GONE FAD
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RIHANNA LAUNCHES BROLLY RANGE, A BIT BLOODY LATE

17. NEWSMOUND
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18. WELL I NEVER...
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BBC PRODUCE THE ULTIMATE PIECE OF TRIVIA FROM 2007

19. SHIVER, JORDAN
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JORDAN RETURNS TO THE UK AFTER PLASTIC SURGERY

20. BEAT LIP
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LIP BURSTS AFTER BLOW FROM SON

21. DR WHO'S THAT GIRL
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MADONNA TURNS DOWN ROLE FOR DR WHO

22. NEWSMOUND
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23. NEWSMOUND
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24. NEWSMOUND
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25. EVERYCRIME
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BRITNEY STEALS A LIGHTER

26. NEWSMOUND
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27. GOODY BAG
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AMY WINEHOUSE MOVES HOME

28. GET WITH THE PROGRAMME DOMINOS
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HOLY MOLY'S POTW

29. THE REMAINS OF THE PAY
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MARILYN MANSON SUED FOR BUYING HUMAN REMAINS

30. OH DARWIN WHERE ART THOU
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