1. SHERLOCK BONES
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KATE MOSS BELIEVES MODELS ARE UNDER PRESSURE TO BE THIN

2. THROW YOUR OWN BACKYARD FESTIVAL!
(Holy News / Competition)

MARS PLANET POUCHES AND FESTIVAL KIT UP FOR GRABS

3. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
(Holy News / News)

DAVID BECKHAM'S LIFE TO BE MADE INTO MUSICAL

5. SINKING CRUISE
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE'S BUSINESS PARTNER RESIGNS

6. DIDDY: I AM KING OF SEX!
(Holy News / News)

P DIDDY SAYS HE WOULD WIN THE OLYMPICS OF SEX

7. SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL
(Holy News / News)

Peaches Geldof continues in her quest for attention by getting married

8. THE EDGE OF REASON
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BONO COMPARES THE EDGE TO VINCENT VAN GOGH

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. KANYE TURN IT OVER?
(Holy News / News)

KANYE WEST PLANS HIS OWN TV SHOW

11. MAN IN THE BLACK
(Holy News / News)

WILL SMITH IS THE HIGHEST PAID ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD

12. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. WIN BUTTON MOON DVDS
(Holy News / Competition)

FOUR BUTTON MOON DVDS UP FOR GRABS

14. STONE'S SPIDERS LEGS
(Holy News / News)

SHARON STONE DEMANDED A SPIDER HAVE PINCERS REMOVED

15. FIXED RATE LOHAN
(Holy News / News)

MICHAEL LOHAN'S LOVE CHILD IS RIPE FOR EXPLOITATION

16. HE CAN'T LIEV HER ALONE
(Holy News / News)

NAOMI WATTS IS PREGNANT AGAIN

17. GOODBYE PEREZ MCHILTON, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 23

18. BERK DIGGLER
(Holy News / News)

MARK WAHLBERG CRITICISES SOMEONE ELSE'S POOR MOVIE

19. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES
(Holy News / News)

NAOMI CAMPBELL IS READY TO HAVE CHILDREN

20. XENU-PHOBIA
(Holy News / News)

OPENING OF WILL SMITH'S NEW FILM HAS BEEN DELAYED

21. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

22. HOLY MOLY AT THE SPEED RACER PREMIERE
(Holy News / VIDEO)

JOHN GOODMAN ATTEMPTS TO BE THE MOST BORED MAN ON THE PLANET

23. GREEN LIT
(Holy News / News)

EDWARD NORTON WANTS MOVIES TO BE MORE GREEN

24. BIGHE FOLLOWING
(Holy News / News)

SCIENTOLOGY VIDEO REMOVED FROM YOUTUBE

25. BEAUTIES AND THE BEAST
(Holy News / News)

HEATHER MILLS GETS BOOED AT BEAUTY PAGEANT

26. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

27. RED-FACED BARRON
(Holy News / News)

BARRON HILTON AVOIDS GOING TO JAIL FOR DRINK DRIVING

28. CAN'T BUY ME LOVE
(Holy News / News)

PARIS HILTON WOULD LIKE TO BUY A CHEETAH

29. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

30. EMPIRE STATE
(Holy News / News)

PARIS HILTON IS A HARD-WORKING EMPIRE BUILDER