1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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2. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE: CRACKER'S DELIGHT
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DJ TAKES 'PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD' TO RIDICULOUS LEVELS

3. JORDAN INVENTS THE WHORSE
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JORDAN'S NEW EQUESTRIAN CLOTHING RANGE

4. DOWN AND POUT
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THE WORLD'S BEST POUT AS VOTED BY US

5. DEATH AND THE DOHERTY
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PETE DOHERTY'S HEART STOPS

6. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ALBI-ON
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PETE DOHERTY CRIES AFTER MISSING A FLIGHT

7. PREMIUM GRADE SUSPECT
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HELEN MIRREN SAYS SHE USED TO LOVE COCAINE

8. KEEPING IT ROYAL
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PETE DOHERTY'S LANDLORD UNHAPPY AT PLANS FOR HOME GIG

9. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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10. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

11. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

12. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

13. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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14. YOU'RE BARN-ED
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BABYSHAMBLES BANNED FROM PLAYING FESTIVAL IN WILTSHIRE

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. AMY HAUNTED HOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE RECOVERING IN 'HELL HOLE'

17. WINO: OFFICIALLY A NIGHTMARE
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AMY WINEHOUSE TOPS SURVEY OF CELEB PEOPLE MOST HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT

18. HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO
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SNOW PATROL ANNOUNCE NEW ALBUM TITLE BY MISTAKE AND CONFIRM EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SAID ABOUT THEM

19. DE-DOO-DOO-DONE
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STING PROMISES THAT THE POLICE WILL NEVER PLAY LIVE AGAIN

20. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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21. NEWSMOUND
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22. THE EDGE OF REASON
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BONO COMPARES THE EDGE TO VINCENT VAN GOGH

23. AND THE OSCAR GOES TO...
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JORDAN WANTS A FILM MADE ABOUT HER LIFE

24. A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER
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CHARLIE SHEEN PAYS DOCTOR'S BILL IN NICKELS

25. CAN'T DROWN ME NOW
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PETE DOHERTY NEARLY DROWNS IN A LOCH

26. WE'RE NOT XENU-PHOBIC
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CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DEMANDS RIGHT TO REPLY ON HM STORY

27. SUEING THE ALIEN
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TOM CRUISE NAMED IN COURT ACTION AGAINST SCIENTOLOGY

28. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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29. PINING PETE
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PETE DOHERTY TALKS ABOUT KATE MOSS SPLIT PUBLICLY

30. GROSS
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AMY WINEHOUSE HAS QUESTIONABLE FRIENDS