1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. STONE'S SPIDERS LEGS
(Holy News / News)

SHARON STONE DEMANDED A SPIDER HAVE PINCERS REMOVED

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. JOHNNY'S SPLIT
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY DEPP NOT FRONTING CONDOM CAMPAIGN AFTER ALL

10. PETA SELLERS
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS OFFERED JOB BY PETA

11. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

12. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. PLEATHER YOURSELF
(Holy News / News)

JENNA JAMESON TEAMS UP WITH PETA

14. RATWOMAN
(Holy News / News)

SHARON STONE ANNOYS PETA WITH RAT FOOT

15. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

16. WATCH THE FUR FLY
(Holy News / News)

CINDY CRAWFORD WEARS FUR AND ENRAGES PETA

17. Cheeta Beater
(Holy News / News)

Chimp 'beaten up' on Christina Ricci film set

18. Anyone with a whistle in a nightclub
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

I hate you. I hate you so much, not only are you dull, repetative and socially inept the next time one of you peasents, usually dressed in what can best be described as a confection of errors, blows a

19. Buying off the internet
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Why are you so incompetant and incapable of ever getting 100% order accuracy you CUNTS?!?!?! Worse than McDonalds and that takes some doing!

20. E4 & MORE4
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

E4, E4+1, More4, More4+1... Repetative cunts !

21. GMTV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...opened cards" Garraway "Oh thats paper and card" (No shit Sherlock, there's me thinking it was rose petals and napalm) Smith "Lucy from Birmingham said the smell of new textbooks" Garraway "...

22. kanye west
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger does it? let's form a queue to test that theory, shall we petal?

23. PETA
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Mentalist hippy cunts. Fuck off.

24. PETA
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Just go away, boring, 'shock tactic' using, attention seeking hippies

25. Wanker who tried to nick my car
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...pay a huge excess, all because you attempted to prise open the passenger door with a crowbar - you incompetant cunt. Ever heard of just smashing a window? It wasn't even worth it for you, cockfag....

26. Note to Peta: Getting the Chinese to stop eating c...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Note to Peta: Getting the Chinese to stop eating cats and dogs is like getting Starbucks to stop selling coffee.