1. NOT A GOODY SMELL
(Holy News / News)

JADE GOODY TO RELEASE NEW PERFUME RANGE

2. SMELLING OF POSERS
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOPEZ'S NEW REALITY SHOW IS ABOUT HER PERFUME

3. JENNY FROM THE BOX
(Holy News / News)

J.LO TO STAR IN HER OWN REALITY SHOW

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. I'M FEELING A LITTLE HORSE
(Holy News / News)

SARAH JESSICA PARKER UPSET AT MAGAZINE POLL RESULT

6. I PREDICT A DIET
(Holy News / News)

KAISER CHIEFS SINGER IS MISTAKEN FOR EWAN MCGREGOR

7. OOPS... I DID IT ON PURPOSE
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY HAS CREATED HER OWN ECONOMY

8. ETERNAL SHAME
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA TO STAR IN NEW REALITY SHOW

9. SCENT OF A FISHWIFE
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA TO LAUNCH HER OWN PERFUME RANGE

10. ALL MY OWN WORK
(Holy News / News)

KELLY BROOK MUSES ON THE ROLE OF THE WAG IN MODERN SOCIETY

11. SMELLY KELLY
(Holy News / News)

KELLY BROOK LAUNCHES HER OWN PERFUME RANGE

12. TOM FORD PERFUME AD HELL
(Holy News / News)

PICTURE OF THE WEEK

13. DIDDY: UNDEFENDABLE
(Holy News / News)

P DIDDY IS ILL MANNERED TOSSER SHOCK

14. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. BRAND OF BOTHER
(Holy News / News)

BRAND BECKHAM FAILS TO CRACK AMERICA

16. DIDDY OR DIDN'T HE?
(Holy News / News)

P DIDDY MAKES THE WORST ADVERT OF ALL TIME FOR HIS OWN SEAN JOHN PERFUME

17. Eau De Madge
(Holy News / News)

Don't visit Madonna's house - you'll come back stinking

18. Lies, Damn Lies and Advertising
(Holy News / News)

Britney Spears' perfume ad couldn't be more mocked up

19. Famous? Moi?
(Holy News / News)

'I'm not a celebrity,' claims Kate Moss

20. Caprice: No Role Model
(Holy News / News)

Model Caprice maintains that she is still 35 years old and that she has not gone under the knife

21. Jade Fades Away
(Holy News / News)

Celebrity Big Brother star Jade Goody is finding it hard to get TV work

22. is it getting as bit silly now?
(Holy News / News)

is it getting as bit silly now?

23. Alex Curran (Steven Gerrards fiance)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Who do you think you are? Jumping on the 'I've got my own perfume when nobody's ever heard of me' bandwagon. Nobody knows you and it probably smells like shit WAG cunt!

24. britney spears
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

because your new perfume 'fantasy' which i bought on SALE to do you a favour gave me a fucking rash. bitch can't even do that right.

25. Eva Longoria
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

I can't leave my house without seeing this cunts cunt on a billboard, magazine cover, bus stop, ipod, perfume bottle, makeup bag, television screen, or scrap of paper blowing along the pavement. Next

26. perfume adverts on tv
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

the most pretentious adverts of all..princesses climbing up mountains of apples??? that big mouthed cunt out of aerosmiths illegitimate daughter pissing about as if shes audrey hepburn in breakfast at

27. Sean John "Unforgivable"
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Whats unforgivable is the fact that this Cunt thinks anyone wants to buy his shite perfume. An no P Diddly, a picture of you with your hand around some poor girls throat is not going to make me want t

28. The Beckhams
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For many reasons, but mostly for those fucking TV adverts for their cunting "perfumes" that look like they're about to start pretending to fuck each other. For the love of god please no! My mind's a d

29. Women that want to be Sarah Jessica Park
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...s like a foot: Check Inane personality that revolves around shopping and Heat: Check You buy her putrid perfume: Check You constantly go on about how 'you'd love her clothes, ecpecially the shoes'...

30. {putrid perfume here} LONDON
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Just because a perfume says LONDON after it doesnt mean it's fucking cool....RIMMEL LONDON...BURBERRY LONDON etc... and it doesnt make it sexy saying it in a smarmy simpering voice either. If they w