1. PRAWN BALLS
(Holy News / News)

DAVID BECKHAM'S BREATH SMELLS OF FISH

2. FOR EVIAN'S SAKE
(Holy News / News)

BECKHAM CONSIDERS LAUNCHING HIS OWN BRAND OF WATER

3. PEPPER PLOT
(Holy News / News)

DR PEPPER MAKE AXL ROSE AN ENTICING OFFER

4. SUPERBOWL TALENT MALFUNCTION
(Holy News / News)

PAULA ABDUL BOMBS DURING SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW

5. WEAVE ME ALONE!
(Holy News / News)

MICHAEL JACKSON HAS THREE HOUR HAIRDO

6. Cinema Mentalissimo
(Holy News / News)

Tom Cruise hires a cinema to watch films alone

7. Do Y'Know The Way To Bore LA?
(Holy News / News)

David Beckham to record video diary for TV broadcast

8. Britney Spears Gives Her Baby Coke
(Holy News / News)

Britney Spears fed her son coke instead of milk

9. Britney Spears gives her baby Coke
(Holy News / News)

Bonkers Britney feeds her baby coca-cola instead of milk

10. Blavod
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Cheers for becoming such a sickly cunt when mixed with blackcurrant and pepsi - making me sick all over myself, my mate, my mate's settee and his living room floor New Years morning you cunt

11. Foxy on Pepsi Music quiz
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"You've won a nice shiny pound! Do you want to collect it or continue?" patronising twat.

12. That 'Play For Pepsi' Advert
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...a German beer tent and shows players either smiling fakely or cringing inside. Also, a jar of that much Pepsi Max would make the entire tent vomit black spew all over each other if they drank it, whi...

13. The Pepsi/Black Eyed Peas ad
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

What is the point of this ad? What's it trying to say? That Pepsi makes you so fat that you're likely to fall through many floors of a tall building?

14. When ever you ask for anything with coca-cola and ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

When ever you ask for anything with coca-cola and the waitress says "is Pepsi okay?" You wish you could ask for those wasted ten seconds back.