1. PAPA DON'T BLEACH
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MADONNA TO LAUNCH LINE OF HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS

2. JOLIE HARD LIFE
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ANGELINA JOLIE STRUGGLING WITH NEWBORNS

3. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

4. THAT PETROL EMOTION
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P DIDDY COMPLAINS ABOUT PETROL PRICES

5. I'M NO SLUT!
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SIENNA MILLER WISHES THE MEDIA WOULD STOP PORTRAYING HER AS A 'HOMEWRECKER'

6. VOIGHT-ING DIRTY
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JON VOIGHT REPLIES TO ROSEANNE BARR'S INSULTS

7. YOU KNOW THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL WHEN...
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KELLY OSBOURNE CALLS PEACHES GELDOF 'SAD'

8. OUR MONEY'S ON ROSEANNE
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ROSEANNE BARR BRANDS ANGELINA JOLIE 'EVIL'

9. AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAP
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PEACHES EX UPSET OVER SURPRISE WEDDING

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. ADAM AND GRIEVE
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ADAM SANDLER BLAMES CRITICS FOR HIS POOR MOVIES

12. HYPO-TIT-ICAL
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JORDAN AND CHANTELLE SQUABBLE OVER WHO LOOKS MOST LIKE A SLAPPER

13. HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO
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SNOW PATROL ANNOUNCE NEW ALBUM TITLE BY MISTAKE AND CONFIRM EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SAID ABOUT THEM

14. DUMB BONGO
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY TALKS ABOUT CHILDBIRTH

15. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

16. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

17. NO END TO THIS AFFAIR
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VERNE TROYER'S EX-PARTNER HITS BACK IN LEGAL ROW

18. DOLLY'S DAGGERS
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DOLLY PARTON MAKES BRITNEY AND LINDSAY JOKE

19. WAR OF THE STONE ROSES
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JOSS STONE TO APPEAR IN 'THE TUDORS' AS ANNE OF CLEVES

20. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

21. RIGHT THAT'S IT - I'VE HAD ENOUGH
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BIG BROTHER IS AS WATCHABLE AS A BLENDER FULL OF BABIES

22. JADE STINKS!
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JADE CAN'T STAND THE SMELL OF HER OWN PERFUME

23. A TOTAL CYCLE PATH
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WAS LINDSAY LOHAN HIT BY A BICYCLE AT THE WEEKEND OR NOT?

24. IT DISNEY LOOK GOOD
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MILEY CYRUS OFFERED CONDOM CONTRACT

25. WE WERE RIGHT!
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HEATHER MILLS' PUBLICIST COMES TO HER SENSES FOUR YEARS LATER

26. PITT AND THE TEST TUBE BABIES
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BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE MAY HAVE HAD IVF TREATMENT

27. MILLER'S MERKIN
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SIENNA MILLER'S PUBES DIGITALLY ENHANCED FOR NEW FILM

28. SOMETHING BORROWED, SOME KNOB FROM BLUE
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LEE RYAN DUMPS PREGNANT FIANCEE

29. LAST MAN SHOUTING
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EMINEM AND KID ROCK MAY HAVE A FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE

30. I DON'T LIKE SUNDAYS
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PEACHES GELDOF HAS SUSPECTED OVERDOSE