1. THROW YOUR OWN BACKYARD FESTIVAL!
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MARS PLANET POUCHES AND FESTIVAL KIT UP FOR GRABS

2. AH-HA!
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200 QUID'S WORTH OF COMEDY DVDS TO BE WON

3. DON'T BE A H8ER BOI
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AVRIL LAVIGNE SPARKS PROTESTS IN MALAYSIA

4. OOH MI MINGE!
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MEL B IS CONSIDERING POSING FOR PLAYBOY

5. '24' CARAT GOLD
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KIEFER SUTHERLAND FEELS HE IS OVERPAID AS AN ACTOR

6. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST IS DATING MGMT SINGER

7. PEACHES GELD-OFF
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PEACHES THINKING ABOUT SETTLING DOWN IN NEW YORK. ANYONE WANT TO CHIP IN FOR PLANE TICKETS?

8. SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
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PAMELA ANDERSON IS TURNING INTO COURTNEY LOVE

9. GRUESOME TWOSOME ALERT!
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BIG BROTHER'S MOST GRUESOME COUPLING YET?

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. MUM'S GOING TO NETTO NOW
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KERRY KATONA HAS BEEN DECLARED BANKRUPT

12. WIN A PAIR OF TICKETS FOR BACARDI B-LIVE
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TICKETS FOR BACARDI B-LIVE UP FOR GRABS

13. NEVER SAY NEVER ALLEN
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LILY ALLEN REFUSES TO RULE OUT DRUGS IN THE FUTURE

14. BIG PICK POCKET
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BIG BROTHER LOSER GETS PICK POCKETED

15. HE BANGS! OR MAYBE NOT...
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RICKY MARTIN IS A FATHER OF TWINS

16. SOUP OF THE DAY
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ITV2 NEW SEASON LAUNCH PARTY PICTURE GALLERY

17. MOSS VS MOSSHART
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JAMIE HINCE'S KILLS BANDMATE ISOLATED BY KATE MOSS

18. MUST TRI HARDER
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IN TRAINING FOR A TRIATHLON

19. OUR MONEY'S ON ROSEANNE
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ROSEANNE BARR BRANDS ANGELINA JOLIE 'EVIL'

20. NO UNDIE-WORLD
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KATE BECKINSALE TALKS ABOUT HER VAGINA. AGAIN

21. THAT'S WHY THE LADY IS A TRAMP
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KATE MOSS REVEALS FRANK SINATRA KISS

22. WHAT KABOLLOCKS
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IT'S MADGE'S 50TH BIRTHDAY, BUT SHE RECKONS SHE'S 36

23. AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON HER WITH GREAT VENGEANCE
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LILY ALLEN WRITES SONG ABOUT GOD

24. SINKING CRUISE
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TOM CRUISE'S BUSINESS PARTNER RESIGNS

25. HOORAY FOR THE OLYMPICS!
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OLYMPIC COVERAGE OF WOMEN'S BEACH VOLLEYBALL (AND FENCING)

26. MASS DEBACLE
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DAVID BECKHAM AND JIMMY PAGE IN OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONY

27. WIN TICKETS TO LOOP FESTIVAL IN BRIGHTON
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TICKETS TO BRIGHTON FESTIVAL UP FOR GRABS

28. WINO: OFFICIALLY A NIGHTMARE
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AMY WINEHOUSE TOPS SURVEY OF CELEB PEOPLE MOST HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT

29. PEACHES AND GREEN (CARD)
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED FOR VISA?

30. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG