1. OWEN GOAL
(Holy News / News)

KATE HUDSON BACK WITH OWEN WILSON?

2. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. IN TANDEM
(Holy News / News)

KATE HUDSON AND LANCE ARMSTRONG ARE AN ITEM

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. RONALDO'S 'STAIN'
(Holy News / News)

THE RONALDO THREE TRANSVESTITES STORY THAT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. HANSEL AND METAL
(Holy News / News)

OWEN WILSON MAY BE DATING BIONIC WOMAN MICHELLE RYAN

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. SIOUX-LANDER
(Holy News / News)

OWEN WILSON USES SHAMAN TO CHEER HIM UP

14. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

15. SHOW ME THE WAY TO STAY HOME
(Holy News / News)

OWEN WILSON HIRES A SOBER COMPANION

16. Lyin' Wilson?
(Holy News / News)

Doubts surround facts of Owen Wilson's suicide bid

17. Courtney's On The Blog Again
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Yet another illegible rant from Courtney Love on MySpace

18. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

19. Coogan You Trust?
(Holy News / News)

Courtney Love accuses Steve Coogan over Owen Wilson suicide attempt

20. Hansel Ain't Looking So Hot Right Now
(Holy News / News)

Owen Wilson recovering after suicide attempt

21. War Babies
(Holy News / News)

Angelina and Brad play war to celebrate son's birthday

22. In your face, Williams!
(Holy News / News)

Take That track tipped for Oscars success

23. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

24. ARE BUSTED BUSTED?
(Holy News / News)

ARE BUSTED BUSTED?

25. Alistair Darling
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...yer. The same cunts thinking about giving themselves another big pay rise and doubling their petrol allowences. You arrogant, arrogant, captain scarlet and the misterons type cunt of a cunt, fuck o...

26. Courtney Love
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...bia whilst getting blown by two hot women in a jacuzzi filled with Champagne I say good for him! If Owen Wilson can't take the pace and ends up in a bath full of his own blood with an empty bottle...

27. Jim Bowen
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Took you about five minutes to count out 100 quid, is it any surprise your not in the running for the new bullseye? Oh, and did I mention that your prizes were shite? Who wants a fucking speedboat whe

28. Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The secret love child of Joan Collins and Dr.Frankenfurter.

29. Makers of the Asda ads
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Michael Owen sprinting through the store for a fucking vindaloo. Nah, nah! Coleen modelling fucking George. Mersaaaa! Making children sing en fucking masse. Flabby arses being spanked in your face and

30. Michael Owen
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

No personality, gambling addict, most overrated player, complete one tricked pony cunt!