1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

3. BTW UR DMPD
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY'S TOP TEN BAD CELEBRITY BREAK UPS

4. LIKE A VIRGIN HIGH?
(Holy News / News)

MADONNA PLANS TO BUILD A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR SCHOOL IN MALAWI

5. PASS ME THE SICK BAG
(Holy News / News)

POSH AND BECKS DRONE ON ABOUT FAVOURITE TOM CRUISE FILMS

6. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

DAVID BLAINE BREAKS WORLD BREATH-HOLDING RECORD

7. I GOT YOU XENU
(Holy News / News)

CHER TALKS ABOUT HER ROMANCE WITH TOM CRUISE

8. BANTAM ON THE OPRAH
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE TO APPEAR ON THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW AGAIN

9. THE ONE WHERE SHE LOOKS A BIT MEAN
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER ANISTON GIVES SOME MONEY TO OPRAH'S CHARITY

10. SNOOP IN THE DOGG HOUSE
(Holy News / News)

OPRAH WINFREY CALLS SNOOP DOGG A MISOGYNIST

11. CRUZ CONTROLS THE DANCEFLOOR
(Holy News / News)

CRUZ BECKHAM BREAKDANCES AT SPICE GIRLS CONCERT

12. HUBBARD LOVE
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE IS GEARING UP FOR VALENTINE'S DAY

13. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

14. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

15. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

16. Want to know Simon Cowell's Salary?
(Holy News / News)

Simon Cowell and other US TV stars salaries revealed

17. A Home from Holmes
(Holy News / News)

TomKat buy a house near Oprah Winfrey

18. Daniel Day Lewis
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

He cried on the Oprah Winfrey show about the tragic loss of Heath Ledger. Fair enough you may think. But he then said "If I'd know him I know we would have got along" or some shit like that. Grade

19. Oprah Winfrey
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

When you paraded that wheelbarrow full of fat on your poor excuse for a show, showing how much weight you had lost, did it never occur to you to stop eating pies. Then you wouldn't have returned to

20. Oprah Winfrey
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For actually saying of the pregnant man farce "this is a new definition of what diversity means for everybody". This is not diversity. It's a complete fuck-up having a child. And forcing his/her it's

21. Hell on Earth = Oprah's Vagina...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Hell on Earth = Oprah's Vagina

22. Jeremy Kyle is the Oprah of the classless....
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Jeremy Kyle is the Oprah of the classless.