1. ADAM AND GRIEVE
(Holy News / News)

ADAM SANDLER BLAMES CRITICS FOR HIS POOR MOVIES

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. RUNNING IN THE FAMILY
(Holy News / News)

BARRON HILTON ARRESTED FOR DRINK DRIVING

4. WEST(LIFE) WORLD
(Holy News / News)

WESTLIFE WOULD LIKE ROBBIE WILLIAMS TO JOIN THE BAND

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

6. Day 56: 25th July
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Crusty old Tracey has been nominated

7. Day 53: 22nd July
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Chanelle misses watching Big Brother on the telly

8. Day 52: July 21st
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Miserable Nicky is evicted

9. Day 51: July 20th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Tracey sides with Charley. Idiot.

10. Day 50: July 19th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Nicky still fails to crack a smile

11. Day 49: July 18th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley tells Brian he needs anger management classes

12. Day 48: July 17th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Housemates are too scared to nominate Charley.

13. Day 47: July 16th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Gerry keeps the house amused.

14. Day 46: July 15th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Ziggy is officially a knob.

15. Day 45: July 14th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley is back with a vengeance

16. Day 44: July 13th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley and Nicky prepare for their eviction. By being bitches.

17. Day 43: July 12th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Brian is thick as shit but the favourite to win.

18. Paris plastered? Her People Say No
(Holy News / News)

Paris Hilton continues to live the highlife following her release from jail

19. Day 42: July 12th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Nicky and Charley are still awful

20. Day 40: July 9th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Pauline's accent is rubbish

21. Day 35: July 4th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Laura and Chanelle are up for eviction

22. Day 33: July 2nd
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Ziggy has a ridiculous name and is hungry. Shame.

23. Day 32: July 1st
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley makes everyone get drunk for her birthday

24. Day 31: June 30th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Billi leaves. Hurrah!

25. Day 30: June 29th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Jonathan is staying in the house. Oh joy.

26. Day 29: June 28th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

The housemates have an alarming thought: maybe the voting was fixed. Twats.

27. Day 28: June 27th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley isn't up for eviction even though she should be.

28. Day 28: June 27th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley isn't up for eviction even though she should be. A farce.

29. Day 26: June 25th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Chanelle and Ziggy argue over blackheads. And that roughly sums it up.

30. DAY 25: June 24th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Chanelle has a nervous breakdown in the Big Brother House