1. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

2. SHERLOCK BONES
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KATE MOSS BELIEVES MODELS ARE UNDER PRESSURE TO BE THIN

3. SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
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AXL ROSE FANCIES KELLY OSBOURNE

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. DIRTY DAVID
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X FILES ACTOR DAVID DUCHOVNY TREATED FOR SEX ADDICTION

6. PAPA DON'T BLEACH
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MADONNA TO LAUNCH LINE OF HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS

7. JOLIE HARD LIFE
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ANGELINA JOLIE STRUGGLING WITH NEWBORNS

8. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

9. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

10. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

11. THROW YOUR OWN BACKYARD FESTIVAL!
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MARS PLANET POUCHES AND FESTIVAL KIT UP FOR GRABS

12. NEWSMOUND
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13. MCGONER – WAHEY!
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S MOTHER REVEALS HUSBAND'S SEXY DEATH

14. SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
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SAMANTHA RONSON TO WRITE AUTOBIOGRAPHY

15. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST IS DATING MGMT SINGER

16. NEWSMOUND
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17. KEEPIN' LA BABY PHOTO
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RICKY MARTIN BABY PICTURES NOT WANTED

18. AMERICAN PIE BYE
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TARA REID LAUNCHES OWN FASHION RANGE

19. PEACHES GELD-OFF
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PEACHES THINKING ABOUT SETTLING DOWN IN NEW YORK. ANYONE WANT TO CHIP IN FOR PLANE TICKETS?

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. I WROTE THISH
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SEAN CONNERY RELEASES BOOK ON HIS LIFE AS A SCOTSMAN

22. SPORTY BECOMES BABY
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MEL C IS PREGNANT!

23. NEWSMOUND
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24. DULLEST. BATMAN. EVER.
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DAVID BLAINE PLANS ANOTHER INTERESTING STUNT

25. A TALE OF TWO CITIES
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PARIS HILTON LOOKING FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND IN THE UK

26. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET BRIAN BLESSED!
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FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN WE MET COMEDY LEGEND BRIAN BLESSED

27. SIMON COWELL WEARS WOMEN'S CLOTHES!
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LOUIS WALSH REVEALS COWELL'S SECRET IN OUR X FACTOR INTERVIEWS

28. THE WACKNESS GOODIES UP FOR GRABS
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THREE BOOKS AND THREE SOUNDTRACKS OF THE WACKNESS UP FOR GRABS

29. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

30. MUM'S GOING TO NETTO NOW
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KERRY KATONA HAS BEEN DECLARED BANKRUPT