1. HERBIE: FULLY CLOTHED
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN TURNS DOWN NAKED PLAYBOY SHOOT

2. BOOB DU JOUR
(Holy News / News)

BILLIE PIPER WORRIES NUDITY MAY SCUPPER HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS

3. LOHAN'S GAY PAYDAY
(Holy News / News)

US SHOWBIZ MAGAZINE OFFERS LINDSAY 1M DOLLARS TO 'COME OUT'

4. MY WEENEY WINK
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL BRAND SHY ABOUT FULL FRONTAL NUDITY

5. DOUBLE SPREAD
(Holy News / News)

HUGH HEFFER WANTS THE OLSEN TWINS TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY

6. GOOD LEGS GONE BAD
(Holy News / News)

RIHANNA SAYS SHE DOESN'T LIKE HER LEGS

7. PAPA DON'T PREACH
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN'S FATHER SPEAKS ABOUT HER NUDE PHOTOS

8. DRESSED TO KILL (THE MOOD)
(Holy News / News)

GENE SIMMONS SEX TAPE APPEARS

9. TART FOR ART'S SAKE
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN'S MOTHER APPLAUDS 'TASTEFUL' NUDE PHOTOS

10. THE LITTLEST THING?
(Holy News / News)

ALFIE ALLEN APPEARS NAKED IN PLAY

11. HATS OFF TO BRITNEY
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SACKED MINDER FOR NOT PICKING UP HER HAT

12. Money For New Rope
(Holy News / News)

Billie Piper given whipping lessons by a dominatrix

13. Blooming cheek
(Holy News)

Orlando Bloom to perform in theatre in London's West End.

14. NO TORCH BUT IMPENDING WOOD
(Holy News / News)

Who exposes his member?

15. NO TORCH BUT IMPENDING WOOD
(Holy News / News)

NO TORCH BUT IMPENDING WOOD

16. Hollyoaks
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ntless bickering. The adults are even more cunt stupid than the kids. Just put it back to softcore semi-nudity and we'll all be a lot happier you cunts. ...

17. Holy Moly
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For managing to update the celebrity section regularly (which nobody reads unless it involves nudity) but not updating the cunts corner etc, sorry "corner" youre a cunt for changing the name of that t

18. Dennis Potter
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For writing the best plays in 400 years, for including loads of shagging and female nudity, and having the balls to openly slag of Rupert Murdoch and shit tabloids.

19. Robb Douglass
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

You kept my desire for celebrity nudity satisfied and now you're dead. There is no justice in the world. Your family could have kept the site going though, miserable cunts.

20. Skyscraper (Anna Nicole Smith Film)
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For having the plot tag lines of Rape / Anal Rape / Aviation / Nudity / Helicopter and thus perhaps the most interesting idea ever.

21. CALIFORNICATION
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

...gly good. If you haven't already seen it, here's a kind of preview trailer thing, but without the nudity. You can't have everything. epjbg8_8voE ...