1. I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVE CAKE
(Holy News / News)

TOP TEN LIST OF WORST SONG LYRICS EVER

2. NICKELCACK
(Holy News / News)

SOMEONE GAVE NICKELBACK THREE SONGWRITING AWARDS

3. THROW AWAY THE KEY!
(Holy News / News)

NICKELBACK SINGER CONVICTED OF WRITING WORST SONG EVER

4. COCK STAR
(Holy News / News)

NICKELBACK LEAD SINGER CAN PUT MANHOOD IN HIS MOUTH

5. DFS ad. feat. Nickelback
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

It's the idiots miming and playing air guitar that infuriate me most. Overacted by cunts who can't act. Worst still, they look like somebody's parents. There's some poor kid sat at home, hanging hi

6. NICKELBACK
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You're already a rock star, you daft cunt.

7. Nickelback
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The musical equivalent of Genital Herpes. They're both very annoying and just when you think they're gone for good, they come back yet again.

8. Nickelback
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Music that smells of farts.

9. Nickelback "Rockstar"
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Top tune and great video. If only for the line "The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap" - damn I wanna be a Rockstar too. Fuck sitting here looking at HM and Sky Sports news allday...