1. MOTHER KNOWS BEST
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MYLEENE KLASS LAUNCHES A BABY RANGE

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3. SPIDEY BLOODY SPIDEY
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BONO'S MUSICAL EXPECTED TO COST $40M

4. LITERALLY 'LITERALLY AMAZING'
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TAKE ON ME - LIT-ER-ALLY

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6. GIRLFIGHT
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MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IN SEX TOY BATTLE

7. BABY TWO MORE TIMES...
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS RUMOURED TO PREGNANT AGAIN

8. ROLAND TWAT
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PETE DOHERTY TO LOCK HIMSELF IN A RAT-FILLED COFFIN

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10. SINCERITY REPORT
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NICOLE KIDMAN ON HER RELATIONSHIP WITH TOM CRUISE

11. OFFSPRING OF GIANT FACE ON MYSPACE
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GALAXY-FACED ACTRESS HOSTS NEW BABY PICTURES ON MYSPACE

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13. OBLIGATORY YOOHOO-TUBE CLIP!
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JOHN BARROWMAN LAUNCHES NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO

14. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

15. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

16. IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?
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If a picture paints 1000 words, then two words added to a picture equals utter amazingness

17. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

18. HBO NO-NO
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KAYNE WEST TV SHOW 'TOO HARDCORE' TO AIR?

19. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

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21. HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'
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Country singer is named as ambassador for the most important mounds in the US

22. TROUBLE WOE SEVEN
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DANIEL CRAIG SAYS NEW BOND MOVIE IS NOT CURSED

23. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
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LONELY HILTON STRUGGLES TO FIND TRUE FRIENDSHIP

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25. LOAD OF CRYSTAL BALLS
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JAMIE HINCE SEEKS PSYCHIC GUIDANCE

26. GHALIB IT OUT!
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NO BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE, CLAIMS EX-LOVER

27. LOOK WHO'S STALKING
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR'S ACCUSER IS UNDER INVESTIGATION

28. I'M STILL LOVING ALIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ROBBIE WELCOMES GREEN MEN THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF SONG

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30. DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES, BLAME IT ON 9/11
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR PLANE BUST UP