1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. SUPER DUPER NELLY LOVE
(Holy News / News)

JOSS STONE DATING RAPPER NELLY?

4. I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVE CAKE
(Holy News / News)

TOP TEN LIST OF WORST SONG LYRICS EVER

5. WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER ANISTON REFUSES TO SHARE THE LIMELIGHT

6. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

7. JOHNNY BE GOOD...
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY VEGAS'S WIFE HITS BACK AT DRINK CLAIMS

8. GRAMMY GRADUATION
(Holy News / News)

KANYE, WINO AND THE OTHER MAIN WINNERS FROM THE GRAMMYS

9. AMY WHITENOSE
(Holy News / News)

AMY SPOTTED WITH WHITE SUBSTANCE UP HER NOSE

10. AVRIL BLOODY LAVIGNE?
(Holy News / News)

AND THE MTV EMA WINNERS ARE

11. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

12. KANYE JUST GO NOW?
(Holy News / News)

Kanye West acts like a spoilt, homophobic child

13. Back on the Druggs Agane!
(Holy News / pete)

or the secret dairy of P Doeherty of babyshables #7

14. Drop Kick The Prick
(Holy News / News)

Charlotte Church launches Gavin Henson into touch

15. Nelly Furtardo
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Am i the only person that thinks she's shit?

16. Obsessive celebrity stalkers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Yes, of course you're Declan Donnelly's number one fan, and nobody else is allowed to fuck him. It's only a matter of time before he pumps his celebrity load over your face. Wake up, it ain't going

17. Saturday night TV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... The Two Of Us. Well I may as well just shoot myself now. I don't want to see Jim off Eastenders singing Nelly Furtardo, I don't want to see Karl cunting Kennedy making an arse of himself and I don't ...

18. That stupid fucking Nelly Furtado song
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Yes I know they're all a load of shit but this one in particular . . . There are five million bicycles in Bejing That's a fact . . No. You're a CUNT. THAT's a fact.

19. The BAFTAS
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...st film but This Is England best British Film when Atonement was in that category too? How the bleedin' nelly knickers does that work, you fucking idiots? Also, neither Keora Knightley nor James McAv...

20. Jennifer Connelly
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For being even more jaw-droppingly beautiful than I remember (having seen the pics via the recent news story). And for appearing in 2 of the greatest films ever: Labyrinth and Requiem for a dream.