1. HOLY MOLY WORLD EXCLUSIVE: MADONNA TO DIVORCE GUY
(Holy News / News)

Madonna hires McCartney Lawyer to negotiate divorce from Guy Ritchie

2. ROOM RAIDER
(Holy News / News)

BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE TRY TO NEGOTIATE HOTEL DISCOUNT

3. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News / News)

PARIS HILTON TRIES HER HAND AT BELLY DANCING

4. MUM'S GOING TO JOBCENTRE PLUS
(Holy News / News)

KERRY KATONA TO APPEAR ON TV DEFENDING HERSELF AGAIN

5. Borrell And Dunst Do London
(Holy News / News)

Razorlight frontman Johnny Borrell takes new love interest Kirsten Dunst on a London walkabout

6. Borrell And Dunst Do London
(Holy News / News)

Johnny Borell & Kirstin Dunst in London

7. Unions
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ucking money. Stop flogging the dead horse and strutting around like Scargills the fuckin man when you can't negotiate more than a 2.7% wage deal, you arrogant, time wasting hos....