1. HIT MY BABY
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BRITNEY SPEARS HEADS OFF TO HELP SISTER GIVE BIRTH

2. VIOLATOR
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 7

3. YOU'LL NEVER BE READY!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 5

4. WHAT DOES JOHNNY BORRELL LOOK LIKE?
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JOHNNY BORRELL LOOKS STUPID AT FESTIVAL

5. TAT'S NOT GOOD
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WORST TATTOOS EVER

6. BACK TO HACK
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AMY WINEHOUSE'S LIVE COMEBACK PLAGUED BY FLU

7. GOODY GRIEF
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JADE GOODY HAS 50k WORTH OF JEWELLERY STOLEN

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. PLAY(ING THE FIELD)BOY
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HUGH HEFNER HAS NO PLANS TO MARRY

11. THE ILLUSTRATION OF MIMI
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MARIAH CAREY HAS HUSBAND'S NAME TATTOOED ON HER NECK

12. PASS ME THE SICK BAG
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POSH AND BECKS DRONE ON ABOUT FAVOURITE TOM CRUISE FILMS

13. WHAT A SHOWER!
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS HAS A BABY SHOWER AND INVITES THE FAMILY

14. OUT IN ALBION
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PETE'S PRISON SENTENCE HALVED

15. CROSS KEYS
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ALICIA KEYS TALKS ABOUT CONSPIRACIES AGAINST RAPPPERS

16. ALEXANDER THE GREAT
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ALEXANDER MCQUEEN IS NOT A PARIS HILTON FAN

17. TIP TOP
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KEVIN FEDERLINE IS SPENDING PLENTY OF MONEY

18. JODIE'S BIG BOOB
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MORE PICTURES OF JODIE MARSH AND HER BOOB JOB

19. BECKHAM WAX OFF
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POSH AND BECKS IMMORTALIZED IN WAXWORK KISSING BOOTH... IN A FIELD

20. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET ALAN SUGAR
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SIR ALAN SUGAR TALKS TO HOLY MOLY ABOUT THE APPRENTICE AND MONEY

21. THE CELLULOID MENACE
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GEORGE LUCAS MAKING EXCUSES FOR NEW INDIANA JONES FILM

22. NEWS UPDATE
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ANTHONY MINGHELLA DIES AT 54

23. DAYS OF THUMPER
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NICOLE KIDMAN'S BODYGUARD ATTACKS PAPARAZZI

24. RUNNING LOHAN EXCUSES
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DINA LOHAN IS 'FORCED' INTO MAKING REALITY TV SHOW

25. CHIN UP!
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CELEBRITIES WITHOUT NECKS

26. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

27. LOOK AT ME!
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KERRY KATONA OFFERS TO ADOPT BRITNEY'S CHILDREN

28. ABSOLUT TOSSER
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KANYE WEST IS SPONSORED BY VODKA FIRM

29. YOU'RE 16, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND YOU'RE ANYBODY'S
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JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS HAS A RELAXED ATTITUDE TO SEX

30. DOLLY CODDLED
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COUNTRY LEGEND POSTPONES TOUR DUE TO BOOB INJURY