1. GREG'S NASTIES
(Holy News / News)

GREG GARCIA IS NOT AN ALEC BALDWIN FAN

2. OLYMPIC-SIZED EGO
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOPEZ SLIGHTED BY SOME SWIMMER

3. SUNDAY BEEF
(Holy News / News)

SOURCES ARGUE OVER NICOLE KIDMAN'S BABY NAME

4. FIXED RATE LOHAN
(Holy News / News)

MICHAEL LOHAN'S LOVE CHILD IS RIPE FOR EXPLOITATION

5. FANTASTIC FOUR-DAY-OLD
(Holy News / News)

JESSICA ALBA QUICK TO CASH IN ON THE BIRTH OF HER DAUGHTER

6. SHOULD HOFF BEEN ME!
(Holy News / News)

DAVID HASSELHOFF UNHAPPY AT NEW 'KNIGHT RIDER' SERIES

7. BUY BUY BABY
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOPEZ GETS HER TWIN BABIES WORKING

8. HEATH LEDGER RIP
(Holy News / News)

HEATH LEDGER FOUND DEAD IN NEW YORK

9. TARNISHED GOLD
(Holy News / News)

GOLDEN GLOBES CEREMONY CANCELLED DUE TO PICKET LINES

10. SEALS THE REAL DEAL
(Holy News / News)

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS BOYFRIEND MAY HAVE CHEATED ON HER

11. HOLY SHIT I CAN'T WAIT
(Holy News / News)

Heroes Season 2 press launch pics

12. OH MY LORD I'VE JUST GOT AN ERECTION
(Holy News / News)

Heroes Season 2 teaser clips and pictures leaked online

13. Trump targets troubled trio
(Holy News / News)

Donald Trump wants Hilton, Lohan and Spears for 'The Apprentice'

14. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

15. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

16. Cack On The Box
(Holy News / News)

Sharon Osbourne and Piers Morgan have a falling out

17. Posh gets a new set of falsies
(Holy News / News)

Victoria Beckham's 'reality' show is packed with actors and staged incidents

18. Britsh Royalty For Sale
(Holy News / News)

US network NBC is reported to have paid $2.5 million to secure the Diana Memorial Concert

19. Victoria Beckham: Vacant Possession
(Holy News / News)

The Beckhams find a house to buy in Hollywood

20. Victoria Beckham: Grade 'A' At Something
(Holy News / News)

Victoria Beckham is called a 'grade A bitch' by execs working on her new reality show

21. Victoria Beckham Tells Porkies
(Holy News / News)

Victoria Beckham has exaggerated the amount she and David are being paid for a new documentary follo

22. TV Companies (except MSNBC)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Just seen the final episode of Heroes and I'm now wondering what the fuck the rest of the worlds television companies are doing. Come on ITV, give us another Robson Green drama series. Cunts.

23. Mika Brzezinksi
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

The MSNBC newsreader who refused to bow to pressure to lead the news with the story of Paris Hilton's early release from jail. Then tearing up the piece of paper saying: 'This isn't news'. I salut

24. BIONIC WOMAN
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

...rned into Holy Moly TV, but quite frankly - I have no life. So when we got sent a DVD preview of the NBC Bionic Woman remake, we quite literally came a little bit. It doesn't even premiere ...