1. VIRGIN BRITNEY
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS TO PLAY VIRGIN MARY IN NEW FILM

2. Celebrity children getting pregnant
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Jamie Lynn, isn't this taking the seasonal spirit of the nativity a bit too far? Fucking depressing.

3. Doctor Who
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...r - now watch as another George Lucas inspired CGI-led episode drives you insane with it's non-plot, school nativity acting and shambolic production values. I'd rather watch Wolf from Gladiators dry-...

4. Nothing makes you feel guiltier than accidently ta...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Nothing makes you feel guiltier than accidently taping over your child's nativity play performance with home-made porn.