1. YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF CROYDON....
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KATE MOSS GETS AN ANCHOR TATTOO

2. VOIGHT-ING DIRTY
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JON VOIGHT REPLIES TO ROSEANNE BARR'S INSULTS

3. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
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DAVID BECKHAM'S LIFE TO BE MADE INTO MUSICAL

4. NATIONAL BUFFOON
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PARIS HILTON IS BEING SUED BY MOVIE PRODUCERS

5. PLAYING GOD
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US PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS AWAIT ANGELINA JOLIE'S BACKING

6. DRIVING MRS CRAZY
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MORGAN FREEMAN IS GETTING A POST CAR-CRASH DIVORCE

7. WE'RE NOT XENU-PHOBIC
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CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY DEMANDS RIGHT TO REPLY ON HM STORY

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON CLASS
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KATIE PRICE REFUSED ENTRY AT THE CARTIER POLO MATCH

10. HE CAN'T CAREY ON LIKE THIS
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MARIAH CAREY'S HUSBAND IN DEBT AFTER SPOILING HER

11. I'LL BE SQUARE JAW YOU
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JENNIFER ANISTON SPENDS £10,000 A MONTH ON BEAUTY TREATMENTS

12. LEATHERHEAD
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY TO BE THE NEW FACE OF BEEF

13. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. THE SEQUEL TO THE SQUEAL
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BEN AFFLECK AND JENNIFER GARNER ARE SPAWNING AGAIN

15. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

16. PERSONAL OFFENCE IS NEVER FORGOTTEN!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 14

17. HOUSTON, I HAVE A PROBLEM
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WHITNEY HOUSTON TREATED HER STEPSON BADLY, HE CLAIMS

18. GET YOUR SNATCH OUT!
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The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 4

19. RESPECT MY KNICKERS!
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The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 3

20. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
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GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

21. BEFORE...
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GLAMOUR AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

22. WIG AND ATHLETIC
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BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE FOR SALE?

23. THE KIDS AREN'T ALRIGHT
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WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DAUGHTER ATTEMPTS SUICIDE

24. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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DAVID BLAINE BREAKS WORLD BREATH-HOLDING RECORD

25. EU MUST BE JOKING
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EDDIE IZZARD CONSIDERS A CAREER IN POLITICS

26. BAFTA AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY
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BAFTA TELEVISION AWARD WINNERS

27. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

28. WIN THREE BOOKS ON EAST ASIAN CINEMA BY DAVID CARTER
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THREE BOOKS ON EAST ASIAN CINEMA UP FOR GRABS

29. BABY, I LOVE YOUR WAGE
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BRAD AND ANGELINA TO GET HUGE SUM FOR TWINS PICTURES

30. SLEAZY RYDER
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WINONA RYDER IN NEW SHOPLIFTING ALLEGATIONS