1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

2. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

3. THE DEPARTED
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NO ROOM IN FAMILY GRAVE FOR LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S GRAN

4. DRIVING MRS CRAZY
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MORGAN FREEMAN IS GETTING A POST CAR-CRASH DIVORCE

5. JOLIE POOR SHOW
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JON VOIGHT EXPRESSES SURPRISE OVER ANGELINA'S 'MUMSY' LIFE

6. A PUSH AND A BRUSH AND BATMAN IS OURS
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CHRISTIAN BALE DENIES ASSAULTING HIS MOTHER AND SISTER

7. THE MILLER'S TALE
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SIENNA MILLER SCORES SIX IN WEEKEND OF LIFE RUINING

8. WHICH IS NICE…
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ANGELINA JOLIE'S UNBORN TWINS TO BE HONORARY CITIZENS

9. TANTRIC ADVICE
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GUY RITCHIE GOES TO STING AND TRUDIE STYLER FOR ADVICE

10. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

11. TAT'S NOT GOOD
(Holy News / News)

WORST TATTOOS EVER

12. LOHAN'S GAY PAYDAY
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US SHOWBIZ MAGAZINE OFFERS LINDSAY 1M DOLLARS TO 'COME OUT'

13. THE ILLUSTRATION OF MIMI
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MARIAH CAREY HAS HUSBAND'S NAME TATTOOED ON HER NECK

14. THE LIBERATED
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PETE DOHERTY RELEASED FROM PRISON EARLY

15. A RIGHT TALE
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'HEATH LEDGER' CONMAN REFUSES TO APOLOGISE

16. AT THE END OF HER HEATHER
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HEATHER MILLS GOES ON GMTV AGAIN

17. LOWE DOWN AND DIRTY?
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ROB LOWE SUES FORMER NANNY FOR A MILLION DOLLARS

18. A HARD KNOCK WIFE
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BEYONCE FINALLY BECOMES MRS Z

19. BRITISH LESION
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DERMATOLOGISTS MULL OVER AMY WINEHOUSE'S SKIN CONDITION

20. RETURN OF THE TACK
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ITV1 ANNOUNCES RETURN OF OLD SHOW

21. WIN SIGNED MRS MERTON DVDS
(Holy News / Competition)

FIVE SIGNED DVDS FOR GRABS

22. MILLS AND LOON
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SHARON OSBOURNE THREATENS HEATHER MILLS

23. CHERYL CALLS IN THE LAWYERS
(Holy News / News)

Mrs Cole could earn a cool 4 million in divorce

24. NHS ARE TROUT OF POCKET
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LESLIE ASH AWARDED £5M IN COMPENSATION PAYOUT

25. AT LEAST YOU AREN'T KERRY KATONA
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merry Christmas from Holy Moly

26. HEY LITTLE SISTER
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JORDAN SNOGS HER SISTER

27. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
(Holy News / News)

GUY RITCHIE'S MOTHER ON THE BRITISH ADOPTION CRISIS

28. THE COLLAPSE OF A DISTURBING IDOL
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THE BEST AMY WINEHOUSE REVIEW EVER

29. CALL ME NORTHERN, CALL ME MALE
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MORRISSEY IS VOTED 'MOST NORTHERN MALE'

30. JOLIE HARD WORKER
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ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT WON'T MAKE MOVIES TOGETHER