1. DISH FACE DISGRACE
(Holy News / News)

SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR HAS ANOTHER POP AT POSH SPICE

2. Glastonbury Lightweights
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...e comfortable surroundings of the backstage vip area whilst snorting coke off of Kate Moss'' clitoris as a monsoon submerges your tent and gives you and all of your twatty mates trench foot. Why no...

3. Nicholas Crane
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...n't enough). Yet last week, when he was walking around some Godforsaken Cornish hole in the mother of all monsoons ,HE DIDN'T PUT IT UP! Git faced, 'you'll catch yer fucken death', pneumonia court...