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3. A PAIR OF SWEATERS
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LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

5. LYNX SAHARA
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY ADMITS THAT HE SMELLS

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. REGRET A GABO?
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MILLA JOVOVICH EXPLAINS NEW DAUGHTER'S UNUSUAL NAME

8. Da Bint-y Code
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9. The Lohan Circus Comes To Town
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10. NEWSMOUND
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11. NEWSMOUND
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12. Irony: Posh and Becks Protest About Fakes
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The feeling of despondency you get following a wank is not dissimillar to the feeling experienced after wolfing down a large McDonalds meal