1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. HIT ME WITH THE ALCOPOPS ONE MORE TIME
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY'S MUM RELEASES TELL-ALL BOOK

3. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. A RIGHT FARRELL OF LAUGHS
(Holy News / News)

COLIN FARRELL MUSES ON HIS LATEST DEMANDING MOVIE ROLE

8. DAILY AMY UPDATE
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE DENIED US VISA

9. ALL MOUTH, NO KNICKERS
(Holy News / News)

LILY ALLEN FAILS TO FOLLOW HER OWN ADVICE

10. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

11. EXILED FROM BRAIN STREET
(Holy News / News)

KEITH RICHARDS SLURS HIS WAY THROUGH AN AWARDS CEREMONY

12. EYE ON THE PRIZE PAYOUT
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY FAILS TO ATTEND COURT FOR LATEST CUSTODY HEARING

13. JOLIE NOT JOLLY ON WACKY BACCY
(Holy News / News)

ANGELINA JOLE: JUST AS BORING AS ANYONE ELSE ON DRUGS

14. And Goofy Came Too
(Holy News)

Britney and Kevin to have a post-divorce holiday at Disney World

15. 'Mickey' from Head and Shoulders Ad
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

A more smug, unctious, self-fellating git has yet to be born. A hairstyle for every occasion? What including the one where he gets the snot pounded out of him for being so far up himself he needs a

16. Harley Davidson riders
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Cher, Mickey Rourke, Sylvester Stallone, Jasper Conran, Neil (Doctor) Fox .... need I say more?

17. Micky on that hair gel advert
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

" to mickey hair is a weapon to be used to devastating effect". So's a snooker ball in a sock you smug girlfriend ogling cunt.

18. Paul McKenna
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...into my eyes... you are feeling cuuuunty..cuuunty Can't magic yourself up any hair though can you, you mickey mouse PhD purchasing quack? BALD McKenna more like. ...

19. Wealthy Arab Sheikhs
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

..., the wealthy Arab Sheikhs prepared to buy Liverpool Football Club. If they really are desperate to buy a Mickey Mouse outfit, surely Euro Disney, or even the Disney Store is a cheaper option? More-mo...

20. The British Olympic Team
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

... are. For the last two weeks, every single person on HolyMoly (and other similar websites) has taken the mickey out the British athletes, the Beijing games, the fact that the Games are going to be he...