1. SECRETS AND ICE
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LINDSAY LOHAN SHYLY DECLARES HER LOVE

2. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR...
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PARIS HILTON COMPLAINS ABOUT PRESS INTRUSION

3. PAM IN THE MIRROR
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JACKO APPARENTLY 'STEPS OUT' WITH PAMELA ANDERSON. WORLD PUSHES AWAY UNFINISHED DINNER

4. NEWSMOUND
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5. LOHAN FOR GOLD
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LINDSAY GOES FOR A DIFFERENT TYPE OF DIVING WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

8. SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
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SAMANTHA RONSON TO WRITE AUTOBIOGRAPHY

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. OLYMPIC-SIZED EGO
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SLIGHTED BY SOME SWIMMER

13. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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ERNEST BORGNINE REVEALS THE MASTURBATORY SECRET OF ETERNAL YOUTH

14. ONE, TWO BILLY'S COMING FOR YOU
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BILLY BOB THORNTON TO PLAY FREDDY KRUEGER

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. TAKING THE RSVP
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MICHAEL LOHAN UNHAPPY ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING PLANS

17. A TOTAL CYCLE PATH
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WAS LINDSAY LOHAN HIT BY A BICYCLE AT THE WEEKEND OR NOT?

18. MAN IN THE BLACK
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WILL SMITH IS THE HIGHEST PAID ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD

19. A BAD KNIGHT
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THE DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

20. MICHAEL SOPHOCLES: THE OUTTAKES
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OUTTAKES FROM APPRENTICE MICHAEL'S VIDEO

21. WIN FUNNY GAMES ON DVD AND A DVD PLAYER
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THREE COPIES OF FUNNY GAMES AND A DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

22. A KNIGHT ON THE TOWN
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DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE GALLERY

23. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

24. NEWSMOUND
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25. STONE'S SPIDERS LEGS
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SHARON STONE DEMANDED A SPIDER HAVE PINCERS REMOVED

26. WOMB RAIDER
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ANGELINA JOLIE GIVES BIRTH TO TWINS AT LAST

27. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET ????
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THE CELEBRITY MANWHORE IS REVEALED...

28. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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IS MARILYN MANSON AS BALD AS A COOT?

29. USHER NONSENSE
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USHER DENIES HIS SON'S NAME IS TO BOOST HIS OWN EGO

30. IT MUST BE LOVE
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LINDSAY ADMITS TO RELATIONSHIP WITH SAM RONSON (SORT OF)