1. CAPTION COMPETITION
(Holy News / News)

SCARIER THAN MIKE TYSON...

2. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

3. DEER JONES
(Holy News / News)

VINNIE JONES TERRIFIED BY A DEER

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. MASTER CAST
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY DEPP LINED UP TO PLAY THE RIDDLER IN NEXT BATMAN FILM

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

8. THE CELLULOID MENACE
(Holy News / News)

GEORGE LUCAS MAKING EXCUSES FOR NEW INDIANA JONES FILM

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. TOM VS SIGMUND
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE RANTS ON VIDEO AGAINST PSYCHIATRY

11. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

THE SECTRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHAMEABLES

12. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

THE SECTRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHAMEABLES

13. THE RETURN OF GENERAL TEDIUM
(Holy News / News)

JAMES BLUNT ADMITS TO BEING VISIBLE

14. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

15. Newsmound
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

16. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

17. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

18. Brad Gets On His Bike
(Holy News / News)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may soon split

19. Jenny On The Block?
(Holy News / News)

Anti-fur campaigners force J-Lo to hire more security after delivering death threats

20. Cyclists
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...g insist on cycling on paths, weaving in and out of pedestrians and generally being a fucking dangerous menace. The next one of you cunts that puts me off my step will get a clothesline done on you th...

21. Dennis The Menace
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For glamourising anti-social behaviour.

22. Eurovision
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Twats on a cunts' show. At least Daz Sampson had an ''air of menace''.

23. Gordon Brown
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...money-you-bastards, stealth tax grabbing, if it breathes tax it, handgun stealing, demanding money with menaces beyond the grave cunt. Get the message ? Its as if he wasn't even there during the grin...

24. Harold and Kumar detractors
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...i Tarkovsky as much as any movie buff but I'll still enjoy stuff like this, White Chicks and Don't Be a Menace. Bet you lot would moan and make fun of a Lambrini or WKD Brew ad then sit there sipping...

25. Jumpers with stripes on
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Everyone looks like dennis the menace.

26. Loose Women ITV
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...e battle for equality by exposing the thoughts and mindless jibberings from a group of past-it, bitter, menapausal old tarts are you? "Welcome! On the show today, we are going to talk a wealth of inco...

27. Ricky Gervais
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...aterskis leaving a trail of twinkling pearls of water as you go, whilst beneath you, a dark shape swims menacingly in the lake....

28. David Lovering
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Despite being the Pixies' drummer,he is also a "Scientific Phenomenalist" which is a lot cooler job title than i have.

29. Manchester City
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...t back down their throats with an impeccably observed silence. Then go on and win the derby with a phenomenal performance....

30. Rhydian Roberts
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Absolutely phenomenal. If there is any justice in the world, Rhydian will walk it next weekend.