1. GOODY NEW YEAR
(Holy News / News)

JADE GIVES UP BOOZE AND UNHEALTHY FOOD FOR THE NEW YEAR

2. Day 16: June 15th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Day 16 in the Big Brother House

3. A Tramp In The BB Line Up? Surely Not!
(Holy News / News)

Glamour Model Lucy James Set for Big Brother?

4. Apprentice World Exclusive!
(Holy News / News)

The contestants for the new series of The Apprentice have been announced

5. Apprentice World Exclusive!
(Holy News / News)

contestants named in BBC's The Apprentice

6. Bristol City Council
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...tter bunch of lazy Cunt’s. A one star council - that's right one star - the equivalent of a McDonalds toilet scrubber. This shower of shit are totally fucking incompetent. The scho...

7. Buying off the internet
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Why are you so incompetant and incapable of ever getting 100% order accuracy you CUNTS?!?!?! Worse than McDonalds and that takes some doing!

8. Contestants on
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...the programme "The Cunt"? Everyone of them is a prize cunt and I wouldn't employ them to wipe down tables in McDonalds....

9. Heathrow Security Airport
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... wear a uniform and a badge, it doesn't give you "authority" you can get exactly the same uniform working at McDonalds. What is an 80 year old wowan flying to Teeside concealing in her Clarks sandals?...

10. McDonalds
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The most hypocritical, lying, ruthless, amoral bunch of cunts since the Nazi party. Feeding us disease ridden shite in restaurants that look fabulously friendly and happy but are designed to make you

11. McDonalds
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You pay peanuts, you get cunts

12. Mcdonalds Poundsaver Menu
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

How fucking fat do i look ordering 6 bacon cheeseburgers cause there only a pound. Cunting menu.

13. my 'friend'
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ste of a waste of space that i had to bite on my hand to stop myself from screaming at her like a marxist in mcdonalds....

14. pizza express
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

mcdonalds for the middle classes

15. Rude Drivers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...e no doubt in some sort of mad rush to get home as fast as you fucking well can after your shift finishes at McDonalds so that your Dad can finger you...you cunt....

16. Stuart Hall
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For those of you too young to remember It's A Knockout, please note the latest McDonalds' adverts I am sure will understand why he belongs in this corner. He is/was a notorious bisexual who was expose

17. Egg and Sausage Bagel
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

I know that McDonalds are regarded as evil but these little beauties are the post hangover heaven.

18. Resentful Muscle Mary
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

How fucking dare you slag us off, my fiver is as good as yours, whether I choose to spend it at McDonalds or at the gym. I don’t have an ounce of fat and you can perch a 2kg dumbbell on my per

19. You can split the world into two types of people: ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

You can split the world into two types of people: Those who like mcdonalds gerkins and those who don't.

20. When buying coffee at your favourite Starbucks/Cos...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

When buying coffee at your favourite Starbucks/Costa/Nero/McDonalds, the temperature at which it is served is inversely proportional to the amount of time you have to drink it in.

21. liz mcdonalds tits are the sole reason to watch co...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

liz mcdonalds tits are the sole reason to watch coronation street

22. Adverts which dub a mans voice on a woman are not,...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Adverts which dub a mans voice on a woman are not, and never have been, funny. I'm looking at you, McDonalds. And Coors.

23. Not a single child has asked for a fruit bag with ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Not a single child has asked for a fruit bag with their happy meal in the staines branch of McDonalds

24. A 'Mcdonalds Degree' may be worthless - but it's s...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

A 'Mcdonalds Degree' may be worthless - but it's still worth more than a 1st from an old polytechnic.

25. The feeling of despondency you get following a wan...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

...espondency you get following a wank is not dissimillar to the feeling experienced after wolfing down a large McDonalds meal...

26. Vanish Carpet Cleaner smells like those apple pies...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Vanish Carpet Cleaner smells like those apple pies you get in McDonalds.

27. Saying the word "Mc" before every item you order a...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Saying the word "Mc" before every item you order at McDonalds is one sure fire way of getting "special sauce" in your burger.