1. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER COFFIN
(Holy News / News)

FILM LEGEND ROY SCHEIDER DIES AGE 75

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

4. The face of 'Ho'
(Holy News / News)

Dennis Hopper is to guest star in Doctor Who

5. GARY LIGHTBODY STILL A CUNT!
(Holy News / News)

GARY LIGHTBODY STILL A CUNT!

6. Martha Wainwright
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Martha, Martha, Martha. I thought that you had some artistic credibility? What the fuck were you thinking when you agreed to that ''haunting'' (read: odious) duet with Lightbody? Consider yourself off

7. The new Snow Patrol song
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The one with Martha Wainwright is quite good but now I have to reconcile this with my hatred of Snow Patrol and Lightbody. Annoying.