1. MY QUOTEY WOTE
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL BRAND SAYS SEX IS BETTER THAN TALKING

2. MY WEENEY WINK
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL BRAND SHY ABOUT FULL FRONTAL NUDITY

3. THE AMBASSADOR'S PARTY
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL BRAND EXPLAINS NIGHT AT EMBASSY CLUB

4. WIN DVDS FROM THE PRODUCERS OF 'FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL'
(Holy News / Competition)

WIN 'SUPERBAD', 'KNOCKED UP' AND 'THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN' DVDS

5. REAL GLUM SHADY
(Holy News / News)

EMINEM'S MOTHER SAYS HE'S DOGGED BY DEPRESSION

6. Turn the protools up to 11
(Holy News / News)

Katie Holmes can't sing, auditions for singing role

7. Bono
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...se values that the world needs to see. The America that liberated Omaha Beach, that rebuilt Europe with the Marshall Plan. That put a man on the moon."...

8. Marshall JCM800
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Without a shadow one of the greatest real guitar amps to ever have been created. Sounds like a Rottweiler with adamantium teeth and brass balls. REAL GAIN!!