1. SHEEN IT ALL BEFORE
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NEW BIOGRAPHY REVEALS MADONNA'S WEDDING CHAOS

2. OOH, GET MARTYR!
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JUDE LAW HAS NO PLANS TO BE THE NEXT MICHAEL CAINE

3. Shorn Of The Dead
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Pete Doherty is planning a radical haircut

4. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

5. boring boring boring
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how modern day celebrities ar rubbish

6. Bobby the gorilla at London Zoo
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...k and opening his mouth to prove the poo is really in there. Also, for folding his arms and posing like Marlon Brando when faced with a camera. Oh yes, and for dissing Prince Philip by turning his...

7. Marlon Brando
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Nobbed Marilyn Monroe and owned his own island. Need I say more?

8. Robert Duvall
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Let’s be honest, gave Marlon Brando, Al Pacino and James Caan an acting master class in the Godfather. No small task. In addition to this, was crazed in Apocalypse Now, convincing in Falling Down, a