1. THE EGOS HAVE LANDED
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BEYONCE USES ALTER EGO ONSTAGE

2. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

3. TWO MUCH
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LISA MARIE PRESLEY IS HAVING TWINS

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. MISER-ALBA
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JESSICA ALBA FAILS TO GET EMOTIONAL AFTER GIVING BIRTH

6. WIN FIVE COPIES OF WATER LILIES DVD
(Holy News / Competition)

FIVE COPIES OF WATER LILIES DVD UP FOR GRABS

7. FANTASTIC FOUR-DAY-OLD
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JESSICA ALBA QUICK TO CASH IN ON THE BIRTH OF HER DAUGHTER

8. THAT DON'T IMPRESS HER MUCH
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SHANIA TWAIN'S HUSBAND HAD AN AFFAIR

9. TOP TRUMPS
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HEATHER FLIRTS WITH DONALD TRUMP

10. BEAUTIES AND THE BEAST
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HEATHER MILLS GETS BOOED AT BEAUTY PAGEANT

11. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

12. NOT THAT BROKE AFTER ALL
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HEATH LEDGER WORTH PLENTY MORE THAN REPORTS SUGGESTED

13. JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED YOURSELF…
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HEATHER MILLS TO JUDGE US BEAUTY CONTEST

14. SLACK EYED PEAS
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FERGIE MISTAKEN FOR A TRAMP

15. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

16. ALL KNOCKED UP?
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LISA MARIE PRESLEY PREGNANT FOR THIRD TIME?

17. MORTAL MAMMARIES
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JORDAN AND KERRY KATONA FALL OUT AGAIN

18. BROWN WHINGE
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LILY ALLEN WANTS GORDON BROWN TO BAN THE PAPARAZZI

19. ALL MOUTH, NO KNICKERS
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LILY ALLEN FAILS TO FOLLOW HER OWN ADVICE

20. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

21. BIG WRONG, ATKINSON
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GEMMA ATKINSON DROPS CRISTIANO RONALDO

22. AISLE BE THERE
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MICHAEL JACKSON MARRIES FOR THE THIRD TIME

23. Kick, Step, Stop Right Now!
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Mel 'Scary Spice' Brown to appear in 'Dancing With The Stars'

24. Say ‘Thanks’ For The Mammaries
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Rebecca Loos thinks that the Beckhams should be grateful to her

25. Back on the Druggs Agane!
(Holy News / pete)

or the secret dairy of P Doeherty of babyshables #3

26. Nicole Richie gives frank interview, sounds like an idiot
(Holy News / News)

Nicole Richie talks about her weight, drugs etc in Marie Claire interview

27. Eddie And The Money 'B'
(Holy News / News)

Eddie Murphy will film another 'Beverly Hills Cop'

28. The "please let that not be my fault" award goes to...
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PR blunder over Geri Halliwell's daughter's christening

29. HAPPY PANCAKE DAY!
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woman pours maple syrup on her mammaries

30. Marie Claire
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For the 2 year old scoop that Beyonce has an on-stage alter ego called Sasha, who gives her the ability to act like a dirty whore while performing. This is a story that's so old it was written on sto