1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. D'OUGH!
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SIENNA MILLER'S MAN IS NOT AS RICH AS PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT

3. THE STENCH OF PUBLICITY
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POSH AND BECKS SINGATURE SCENT HITS NOSTRILS

4. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
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DAVID BECKHAM'S LIFE TO BE MADE INTO MUSICAL

5. LAWFUL WEDDED WESTLIFE
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WESTLIFE TO PERFORM AT WAYNE AND COLEEN'S WEDDING

6. A RIGHT TALE
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'HEATH LEDGER' CONMAN REFUSES TO APOLOGISE

7. STAND BY YOUR BAN
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NAOMI CAMPBELL REFUSES TO FLY BRITISH AIRWAYS

8. WHAT A WASTER TIME
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PETE DOHERTY TO HELP YOUNG HEROIN ADDICTS

9. ALL RISE
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BLUE SINGER LEE RYAN IN COURT TODAY

10. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF A TWAT

11. THE SPYING LAME
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'BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT' JUDGING IS SECRETLY BUGGED

12. OH DARWIN WHERE ART THOU
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BIG BROTHER 9 AUDITIONS START THIS WEEKEND

13. CALL ME NORTHERN, CALL ME MALE
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MORRISSEY IS VOTED 'MOST NORTHERN MALE'

14. BIG WRONG, ATKINSON
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GEMMA ATKINSON DROPS CRISTIANO RONALDO

15. HOOK, LIE AND STINKER
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JOY DIVISION FAIL TO REFORM FOR PREMIERE OF US FILM

16. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

17. WATERFALL
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IAN BROWN DEALS WITH A HECKLER

18. 24-HOUR POWDER PEOPLE
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HAPPY MONDAYS' BEZ CAUGHT WITH A NOSEFUL OF POWDER

19. Ashes To Ashes - First Picture
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First picture from 'Life On Mars' sequel 'Ashes To Ashes'

20. The world will be a much, much poorer place
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Anthony H Wilson - RIP

21. Mark Of The Beasts
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Spice Girls get tattoos to mark their reunion

22. Hey, Preacher! Leave The Ritz Alone
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Shaun Ryder faces prosecution for breaking the smoking ban

23. The Bland And The Bling
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Kate Moss and David Beckham to be Godparents

24. Ramsay Talks Balls
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Gordon Ramsay says that swearing in necessary in the kitchen

25. Gest Slot
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David Gest to make guest appearance on 'Hollyoaks'?

26. Victoria Beckham throws like an idiot
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Victoria Beckham shows off her ball skills at yesterday's Dodgers vs Met game in LA.

27. Loos Angeles
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Victoria Beckham to recreate Madrid in LA home

28. A Tramp In The BB Line Up? Surely Not!
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Glamour Model Lucy James Set for Big Brother?

29. Blues Boss Has No Doggy Style
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Jose Mourinho continues to play silly buggers with his dog

30. Calum Best: A Bigger Cunt Than The Rest
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Calum Best has cheated on Lindsay Lohan More Than Once