1. LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID
(Holy News / News)

PAUL MCCARTNEY DREADS RUINING CAREER WITH BAD SONGS. AGAIN.

2. LIFT (PAY) OFF
(Holy News / News)

SIENNA MILLER WINS PAYOUT FROM NEWSPAPER

3. CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
(Holy News / News)

KELLY OSBOURNE GOES WILD FOR THE STD TESTS AFTER PREGNANCY SCARE

4. BECKHAM SCENT OFF AGAIN
(Holy News / News)

BECKHAMS TO PROMOTE THEIR FRAGRANCES IN NEW YORK

5. OTTOWAN-KER
(Holy News / News)

VIGGO MORTENSEN FORGETS WHICH COUNTRY HE IS IN

6. SOUP OF THE DAY
(Holy News / News)

A DRUNK LOOKING SADIE FROST WITH JODIE HARSH

7. HE'S A PROPER BUFFOON
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 53

8. THAT DON'T IMPRESS HER MUCH
(Holy News / News)

SHANIA TWAIN'S HUSBAND HAD AN AFFAIR

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. HANG UP
(Holy News / News)

MADONNA SELLS OUT SPECTACULARLY

11. THIS ISN'T ENTERTAINMENT, TONIGHT
(Holy News / News)

HEATH LEDGER VIDEO COMES TO LIGHT

12. OOPS... I DID IT ON PURPOSE
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY HAS CREATED HER OWN ECONOMY

13. HOW GREEN WAS MY VALLEY
(Holy News)

MCCARTNEY SUGGESTS HEATHER DISPLAYS HER GARDENS TO THE PUBLIC

14. TALL THE BEST
(Holy News / News)

GEORGE CLOONEY DELIGHTED ABOUT NICOLE KIDMAN'S PREGNANCY

15. TARNISHED BALLS
(Holy News / News)

DAVID BECKHAM FAILS TO SEE CANCER CHILDREN IN AUSTRALIA

16. CR8ER FACE BOI
(Holy News / News)

AVRIL LAVIGNE UPSTAGED BY PETE DOHERTY

17. BERRY SORRY
(Holy News / News)

HALLE BERRY APOLOGISES FOR JEWISH JOKE

18. MONSTERS INK
(Holy News / News)

JORDAN AND HER SISTER TO GET MATCHING TATTOOS

19. BACK ON THE DRUGGS AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES #12

20. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

21. Day 59: 28th July
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley leaves the Big Brother house to boos

22. Mutya's Mutt Makes Her Miss Michael
(Holy News / News)

Mutya Buena stands up George Michael, preferring the company of her dog

23. Commuting Builders/Navvys
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...one fucking liked and you were to stupid to get real jobs but now you have a gang you think you are the mutts nuts. You aren't, you're just cunts with fucking cool hats and sexy boots. CUNTS....

24. Facebook Cunts
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Oh fuck my life, Lord. 'People you might know'... Dick Darstardly Muttley Eddi Grant Jesus etc etc etc all because I have mutual 'friends' in common with them. Which actually translates as some f

25. Gilles Peterson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ng CDs sent by fools' (Waste Of Time) Herbie Cockhan - 'Old track to prove how cool I am' (Authentic) Mutta Jazzapenga - 'I never update my website' (Lazy) Olaf String - 'Aboriginal grievances (Co...

26. Keeley Hawes
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... Matthew, whilst still shaking the fucking confetti from her hair from her last marriage. Simpering, mutton dressed as lamb, irritating, tittering, coy, self absorbed, boring, OLD cunt....

27. Mutt Lange
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Stupid name, but mainly Shania Twain. SHANIA TWAINE!? You berk, your housekeeper is a munter. And also for proving her right on her song 'That don't impress me much.' Truly a grade-A cunt.

28. People with dogs in their cars
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Yes, I'd love a lift thanks. Yes, I'd love to sit in the back seat while my clothes soak up your ugly mutt's piss and gather a coat of flea-covered white hairs as the little shit humps the back of my

29. Robert "Pesto" Peston
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...he style of a lobotomised chronic alcoholic. Get some speech therapy you intensely annoying, stumbling, muttering fuck. ...

30. Sor Bobby Robson
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Well - at one of his book singnings he was muttering something about how many people were waiting or were at the game or something and a reply 'thousands' was given to him. Looked at the book and he