1. FEELING FRUITY
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PEACHES GELDOF STICKS THE BOOT IN TO STAFF

2. PLEASE DON'T SHOW YOUR 'WHOLE AGAIN'
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KERRY KATONA TO GO TOPLESS IN TV DOCUMENTARY

3. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
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LONELY HILTON STRUGGLES TO FIND TRUE FRIENDSHIP

4. THE TRUTH IS OUT THEREY-WHERE
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DAVID DUCHOVNY LOOKS TO RUSSELL BRAND FOR SEX ADVICE

5. BLAINE DAMAGE
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DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

6. SHAGGY IS A KNOBBER!
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SHAGGY TEACHES US HOW TO PULL AND TELLS US ALL ABOUT HIS ANUS

7. REBRANDING EXERCISE
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RUSSELL BRAND LAUNCHES STATESIDE DAMAGE LIMITATION CAMPAIGN

8. CASH BACK!
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BRITNEY'S MOTHER PROUD AT HER DAUGHTER'S COMEBACK

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. DENIS BORE
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DENIS LEARY FAILS TO BE FUNNY AT FASHION CHARITY CONCERT

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. RUSSELL BRAND MOVES BACK TO THE UK
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VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

13. THE FRATELLIS KILL MICE
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BAND ADMIT TO KILLING RODENTS

14. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
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ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

15. THE BEST OF BALLS
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CALUM BEST OWNS UP TO COMMITMENT ISSUES

16. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

17. LOHAN FOR GOLD
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LINDSAY GOES FOR A DIFFERENT TYPE OF DIVING WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

18. PIC OF THE WEEK
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RUSSELL BRAND NEEDS TO LAY OFF THE HARIBO

19. THE MASTURBATION OLYMPICS
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GET CAPE WEAR CAPE FLY TALKS RELIGION AND THE OLYMPICS

20. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

21. A TALE OF TWO CITIES
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PARIS HILTON LOOKING FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND IN THE UK

22. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET BRIAN BLESSED!
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FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN WE MET COMEDY LEGEND BRIAN BLESSED

23. VIDEO MUSIC A**HOLES
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RUSSELL BRAND AND BRITNEY IN MTV VMA ADS

24. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET TAIO CRUZ
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TAIO CRUZ DOESN'T HAVE A SWEATY BUM

25. MY JOBBY WOB
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MTV GET COLD FEET ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND HOSTING VMAS

26. NEWSMOUND
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27. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET BASSHUNTER
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BASSHUNTER TALKS ABOUT TEENAGE ORGIES!

28. THREES A CROWD
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3 NEW FEMALE HOUSEMATES TO JOIN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE

29. WHEN HOLY MOLY WENT TO THE KUNG FU PANDA PREMIERE
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JACK BLACK COMPARES RELEASING A FILM WITH FARTING

30. NEWSMOUND
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