1. THE FRATELLIS KILL MICE
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BAND ADMIT TO KILLING RODENTS

2. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
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ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

3. THE BEST OF BALLS
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CALUM BEST OWNS UP TO COMMITMENT ISSUES

4. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

5. LOHAN FOR GOLD
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LINDSAY GOES FOR A DIFFERENT TYPE OF DIVING WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

6. PIC OF THE WEEK
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RUSSELL BRAND NEEDS TO LAY OFF THE HARIBO

7. THE MASTURBATION OLYMPICS
(Holy News / VIDEO)

GET CAPE WEAR CAPE FLY TALKS RELIGION AND THE OLYMPICS

8. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

9. A TALE OF TWO CITIES
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PARIS HILTON LOOKING FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND IN THE UK

10. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET BRIAN BLESSED!
(Holy News / VIDEO)

FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN WE MET COMEDY LEGEND BRIAN BLESSED

11. VIDEO MUSIC A**HOLES
(Holy News / News)

RUSSELL BRAND AND BRITNEY IN MTV VMA ADS

12. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET TAIO CRUZ
(Holy News / VIDEO)

TAIO CRUZ DOESN'T HAVE A SWEATY BUM

13. MY JOBBY WOB
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MTV GET COLD FEET ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND HOSTING VMAS

14. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET BASSHUNTER
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BASSHUNTER TALKS ABOUT TEENAGE ORGIES!

16. THREES A CROWD
(Holy News / Big Brother)

3 NEW FEMALE HOUSEMATES TO JOIN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE

17. WHEN HOLY MOLY WENT TO THE KUNG FU PANDA PREMIERE
(Holy News / VIDEO)

JACK BLACK COMPARES RELEASING A FILM WITH FARTING

18. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

19. I WANT IT TO NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN
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CHANELLE 'MAY BE OVER'

20. LINDSAY'S CALUMITY
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CALUM BEST SAYS HE IS AFTER LINDSAY LOHAN

21. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET KT TUNSTALL
(Holy News / VIDEO)

KT TUNSTALL REVEALS DETAILS ABOUT SNORTING ON HER TOUR BUS!

22. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET SARAH CAWOOD
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SARAH CAWOOD REVEALS SHE CAN'T STAND PEACHES GELDOF

23. HANDS OFF BEST!
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CALUM BEST TO TAKE VOW OF ABSTINENCE FOR NEW MTV SHOW

24. DOHERTY'S DOUGH PITY
(Holy News / News)

PETE DOHERTY WORRIES OVER BABYSHAMBLES MONEY ISSUES

25. SAY YOU'LL BE THERE... PLEASE?
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MELANIE BROWN MAY NOT BE TOURING WITH JANET JACKSON

26. FLINGS IN CONVENIENCE
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LINDSAY LOHAN HAS 'SPECIAL TIME' WITH BOBBY BROWN'S SON IN TOILET

27. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET APPRENTICE LUCINDA
(Holy News / VIDEO)

WHEN HOLY MOLY MET APPRENTICE LUCINDA

28. QUESTION!
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IS MEGAN FOX IS A COMPUTER DESIGNED SEX DROID?

29. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

30. WHEN HOLY MOLY WENT TO THE SOCCER SIX
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HM MEETS S CLUB'S BRADLEY AND ANDY SCOTT LEE