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Thu 20th November 2008
Yes the inevitable has happened, Daniel is out.
Thu 20th November 2008
At 184 yrs old, Tom has released his new album
Thu 20th November 2008
Last night's celebrity happenings
Thu 20th November 2008
Mitch Winehouse takes a stroll in Mayfair.
Thu 20th November 2008
Jason Donovan and Martine McCutcheon plot worst duet of all time<div id="teaser2">'Especially For You' was easily one of the worst singles of all time. It was like being buried in a tomb filled with shit and lollypops. But there is a very real risk that an even worse version could be unleashed on the record-buying public like a rabid dog being shot out of a cannon built from bruised testicles and rotten teeth.</div>
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Thu 20th November 2008
Nicola McLean celebrates her breasts' birthday<div id="teaser2">In case 'I'm An Imbecile, Please Revoke My TV Privileges' viewers hadn't yet realised quite how one dimensional Nicola McLean is going to be on this year's show, then tonight she shows just how clunkingly stupid she really wants us to think she is. After making a strong case for the Jade Goody vote with her 'Can swallowing crocodile jizz get me pregnant?' opening gambit the other night, the glamour girl will stun viewers with her vacuousness tonight as she gets fellow contestants to celebrate her fake tits' birthday. </div>
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Thu 20th November 2008
Jean Claude Van Damme tries to slip female interviewer his love-muscle from...<div id="teaser2">Jean-Claude Van Damme - a man who has played the role of 'grunting side of beef that punches things' in every movie he's ever been in - went through a messy divorce with reality many years ago. We thought we were used to his 'abstract' approach to life and his skittering and inscrutable pronouncements.</div>
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Thu 20th November 2008
Steve Guttenberg to star in panto<div id="teaser2">Things must be looking up for Hollywood actor Steve Guttenberg (star of Police Academy, Cocoon, and er, Police Academy ) as he's landed a part in a panto in Bromely in London this Christmas. And he's been in town getting his photo taken with Cilla Black, Bobby Davro, that girl who was in EastEnders but is now in The Bill, Les Dennis and Kavana who are all desperate enough to do panto this year. And the glorious venue for the photocall? The 02 - no, not the Arena, the 02 shopping centre in Finchley...</div>
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Tue 18th November 2008
Kevin Rudolf - Let It Rock feat Lil Wayne
"Because when I arrive I bring the fire, I make you come alive, I can take you higher"
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Mon 17th November 2008
Body of Lies. This review is a parable
There once was a wise old man named Ridley Scott. Ridley lived for many years on a plot of land of which he was very proud. Many creatures inhabited his plot, one of whom was a slightly annoying crow called Russell, who in his old age was beginning to look quite a lot like Neil Fox. Ridley had grown fond of the crow over the years and allowed him to roam freely through the plot without direction.
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Mon 17th November 2008
Choke. Might be better without the voiceover
SEX! Now that I've got your attention, let's review director Clark Gregg's controversial new comedy in a polite and informed manner. The film stars Sam Rockwell, once again showing off his leading man credentials as Victor Mancini, a recovering sex addict struggling to balance his sexual sobriety with the demands of his ill mother and his job as a re-enactor at a Colonial tourist attraction.
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