1. HOLMES FROM HELL
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GUY RITCHIE CONFIRMS THE IDENTITY OF HIS DOCTOR WATSON

2. TWO SMOKING TURKEYS
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GUY RITCHIE DEFENDS HIS FLOP FILMS

3. WIN MADE OF HONOUR DVDS AND PORTABLE DVD PLAYER
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FIVE COPIES OF MADE OF HONOUR ON DVD AND A SONY PORTABLE DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

4. MIMI IN THE MOVIES
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MARIAH CAREY RETURNS TO ACTING

5. DAYS OF BLUNDER
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NICOLE KIDMAN IS MOST OVERPAID ACTRESS

6. THE TOOTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TOOTH
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KIRSTEN DUNST DENIES KNOWING HER CURRENT PARTNER

7. GREG'S NASTIES
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GREG GARCIA IS NOT AN ALEC BALDWIN FAN

8. A LOAD OF KABUL
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JUDE LAW CALLS FOR AFGHAN INSURGENTS TO DOWN WEAPONS

9. MOVIE STAR MITCH
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MITCH WINEHOUSE TO APPEAR IN FILM

10. OUR MONEY'S ON ROSEANNE
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ROSEANNE BARR BRANDS ANGELINA JOLIE 'EVIL'

11. SINKING CRUISE
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TOM CRUISE'S BUSINESS PARTNER RESIGNS

12. ADAM AND GRIEVE
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ADAM SANDLER BLAMES CRITICS FOR HIS POOR MOVIES

13. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
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GILLIAN ANDERSON BLAMES BATMAN FOR X-FILES' POOR PERFORMANCE

14. FIXED RATE LOHAN
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MICHAEL LOHAN'S LOVE CHILD IS RIPE FOR EXPLOITATION

15. MAXI-RELIEF
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VERN TROYER SEX TAPE IS EMBARGOED

16. MOST WELCOME QUOTE OF THE DAY
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EDDIE MURPHY TO GIVE UP ACTING

17. ED WOOD WOOD WOOD
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER TO TAKE ON CHALLENGING NEW ROLE

18. WIN RAMBO BOXSETS
(Holy News / Competition)

FIVE RAMBO BOXSETS UP FOR GRAB

19. BERK DIGGLER
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MARK WAHLBERG CRITICISES SOMEONE ELSE'S POOR MOVIE

20. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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HOLY MOLY'S LIST OF THE WORST FATHERS EVER

21. INSTANT KARMA
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CHINESE CINEMAS TO BOYCOTT SHARON STONE MOVIES

22. MOANIE ANTOINETTE
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KIRSTEN DUNST HAS BEEN DEPRESSED

23. WIN BLUE-RAY DVD PLAYER AND WALK HARD DVD
(Holy News / Competition)

BLUE-RAY PLAYER AND WALK HARD DVDS UP FOR GRABS

24. WORLD WIDE WEIRDO
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TOM CRUISE LAUNCHES HIS OWN WEBSITE

25. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

26. GREEN LIT
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EDWARD NORTON WANTS MOVIES TO BE MORE GREEN

27. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

28. MINI BREAKDOWN
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VERNE TROYER RUSHED TO HOSPITAL FOR TREATMENT

29. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

30. THE CELLULOID MENACE
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GEORGE LUCAS MAKING EXCUSES FOR NEW INDIANA JONES FILM