1. THUMBS NOT ALOFT
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PAUL MCCARTNEY VOTED MOST IRRITATING STAR

2. BANGING ON THE TELEPHONE
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BRITNEY SPEARS HAS PHONE SEX WITH EX-HUSBAND

3. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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16-YEAR-OLD ANGELINA JOLIE IN ITALIAN MUSIC VIDEO

4. BRITNEY UPDATE
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BRITNEY ALLOWED MORE TIME WITH HER CHILDREN

5. TOUCH MY BODY (BUT NOT MY BANK ACCOUNT)
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MARIAH CAREY DID HAVE PRE-NUP

6. THE LIBERATED
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PETE DOHERTY RELEASED FROM PRISON EARLY

7. OLD DOG GETS NEW TRICK
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KATE MOSS CONTROVERSIALLY REPLACES AGYNESS DEYN AS FACE OF BURBERRY

8. MUM'S THE WEIRD
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DINAH LOHAN NAMED ONE OF THE 'MOTHERS OF THE YEAR'

9. WHAT A SHOWER!
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS HAS A BABY SHOWER AND INVITES THE FAMILY

10. HOLY MOLY AT THE SPEED RACER PREMIERE
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JOHN GOODMAN ATTEMPTS TO BE THE MOST BORED MAN ON THE PLANET

11. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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DAVID BLAINE BREAKS WORLD BREATH-HOLDING RECORD

12. MY QUOTEY WOTE
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RUSSELL BRAND SAYS SEX IS BETTER THAN TALKING

13. THE CONJUGATION OF MIMI?
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MARIAH'S MAN REMAINS TIGHT-LIPPED ABOUT ENGAGEMENT

14. LA ISLA LOCAL
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RICKY MARTIN BUYS HIS OWN ISLAND

15. I GOT YOU XENU
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CHER TALKS ABOUT HER ROMANCE WITH TOM CRUISE

16. BLAKE FIELDER CIVIL SUIT
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AMY WINEHOUSE'S HUSBAND WANTS 3M DIVORCE

17. HUMBLE PIE-FACE
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GERI HALLIWELL WAS ASHAMED OF BEING POOR AT SCHOOL

18. THE LADY IS A VAMP
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DITA VON TEESE REVEALS HER BEAUTY TIPS

19. SMELLS LIKE TEEN MISFIT
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FRANCES BEAN COBAIN MAY BE THE NEW FACE OF CHANEL

20. OH BABY BABY!
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO GIVING BIRTH

21. BRAT BOOKS
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GERI HALLIWELL TALKS ABOUT WRITING CHILDREN'S BOOKS

22. JODIE MARSH SUFFERS AN ATTACK OF THE HEATHER MILLS
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JODIE MARSH NOT TELLING TRUTH ABOUT CHARITY?

23. TITS UP
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JODIE MARSH SPEAKS TO LORRAINE KELLY ABOUT HER SILLY BREASTS

24. GREEN LIT
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EDWARD NORTON WANTS MOVIES TO BE MORE GREEN

25. TOP BUN
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SURI CRUISE HAS AN EXPENSIVE BIRTHDAY PARTY

26. MILLS AND LOON
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NEW HEATHER MILLS CLAIMS IN C4 DOCUMENTARY

27. THE ONE WHERE SHE LOOKS A BIT MEAN
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JENNIFER ANISTON GIVES SOME MONEY TO OPRAH'S CHARITY

28. FROM NO GOOD TO DO-GOODER
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LINDSAY LOHAN TO DO MISSIONARY WORK IN INDIA

29. CONTENDERS READY!
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WHEN HOLY MOLY MET THE NEW GLADIATORS

30. MING DYNASTY
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JOAN COLLINS BELIEVES THE TABLOIDS HAVE DUMBED DOWN