1. DATED ATTRACTION
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MICHAEL DOUGLAS CONSIDERING WALL STREET SEQUEL

2. FRIENDS AGAIN?
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JENNIFER ANISTON AND JOHN MAYER REPORTEDLY BACK TOGETHER

3. MOTHER KNOWS BEST
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MYLEENE KLASS LAUNCHES A BABY RANGE

4. FEELING FRUITY
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PEACHES GELDOF STICKS THE BOOT IN TO STAFF

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. MARQUEE LOON
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HEATHER MILLS FALLS FOUL OF PLANNING LAWS AGAIN

7. OFFSPRING OF GIANT FACE ON MYSPACE
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GALAXY-FACED ACTRESS HOSTS NEW BABY PICTURES ON MYSPACE

8. LO PUNCHES
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LINDSAY LOHAN'S FATHER TO APPEAR IN CHARITY BOXING MATCH

9. LIFT (PAY) OFF
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SIENNA MILLER WINS PAYOUT FROM NEWSPAPER

10. HOW SORRY, MISS JACKSON?
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JANET JACKSON CANCELS SHOW AFTER COLLAPSING

11. (NO) METHOD MAN
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LIAM NEESON BAFFLED BY 'METHOD ACTING' NONSENSE

12. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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DAVID BLAINE'S LATEST THRILLING STUNT ENDS IN FARCE

13. LAST NIGHT A DJ CAUSED SOME STRIFE
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SAMANTHA RONSON REFUSES TO DJ IN GAY CLUB?

14. STREET TRAGIC
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DAVID BLAINE ACCUSED OF CHEATING IN SILLY STUNT

15. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS 'PORNOGRAPHIC' PHOTOS STOLEN

16. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MADONNA MAKES AWFUL RACKET THEN FALLS OVER

17. SHAGGY IS A KNOBBER!
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SHAGGY TEACHES US HOW TO PULL AND TELLS US ALL ABOUT HIS ANUS

18. WATCH WITH MOTHER
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RICHARD AND JUDY ARE... PROMOTED TO DIGITAL TV

19. EVA DONE IT IN 50 STATES?
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EVA MENDES SPREADS HER LEGS - AND THE LOVE - COUNTRYWIDE

20. MURDERING THE DANCEFLOOR
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KNIGHTLEY AND BLOOM TO REMAKE TRAVOLTA CLASSIC

21. I DON'T LIKE BIRTHDAYS
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PIXIE GELDOF CELEBRATES COMING OF AGE WITH SHAMBOLIC NIGHT OUT

22. SPIKE MOANS
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SPIKE LEE SAYS HIS NEW YORK BASE DENIES HIM OSCARS

23. OH, BROTHER
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DANIELLE LLOYD SNARES HUSBAND, A NATION CHOKES ON THEIR TEA

24. LOVE DON'T COST A THING...
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JENNIFER LOPEZ PLANNING HUSBAND'S 40TH BIRTHDAY PARTY

25. PRETTY YOUNG(ISH) THING
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PAMELA ANDERSON DISMISSES MICHAEL-JACKSON-DATING RUMOURS

26. COMMUNITY DISSERVICE
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NAOMI CAMPBELL STARTS LATEST COMMUNITY SERVICE STINT

27. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

28. THE SUE NATION
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'BORAT' WINS US COURT CASE

29. CONFESSIONS OF A CRACK DABBLER
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JADE REVEALS DRUG PAST IN AUTOBIOGRAPHY

30. THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
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WINEHOUSE ORDERS 48 BOTTLES OF LIQUOR FOR BESTIVAL