1. OBLIGATORY VIRAL CLIP
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Will Guinness own up to making/commissioning it themselves?

2. THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE
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NICOLAS CAGE REFUSES TO SLEEP IN HIS OWN HAUNTED HOUSE

3. DEMONSTRATORS ANONYMOUS
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KATIE HOLMES FACES DEMONSRATIONS ON THEATRE OPENING NIGHT

4. A RIGHT ROYAL MESS
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GUESS WHO WENT OUT LOOKING LIKE THIS

5. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ALBI-ON
(Holy News / News)

PETE DOHERTY CRIES AFTER MISSING A FLIGHT

6. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

7. TONE DEAF DUNST
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KIRSTEN DUNST RULES OUT BROADWAY APPEARANCE

8. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

9. BAD NEWS FOR MUSE
(Holy News / News)

MUSE FALL FOUL OF HEALTH AND SAFETY LAWS

10. SINKING CRUISE
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE'S BUSINESS PARTNER RESIGNS

11. WINO: OFFICIALLY A NIGHTMARE
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE TOPS SURVEY OF CELEB PEOPLE MOST HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT

12. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. NOT A LUCKY MAN
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THE VERVE IN TURMOIL AFTER BUST UP ON STAGE AND NICK MCCABE GOING MAD

14. DRIVING MRS CRAZY
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MORGAN FREEMAN IS GETTING A POST CAR-CRASH DIVORCE

15. WAR OF THE STONE ROSES
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JOSS STONE TO APPEAR IN 'THE TUDORS' AS ANNE OF CLEVES

16. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

17. MORGAN FREEMAN UPDATE
(Holy News / News)

MORGAN FREEMAN TO HAVE SURGERY AFTER CAR ACCIDENT

18. OVER MY DEAD BODY
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KEVIN COSTNER WANTS TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO THE BODYGUARD

19. GETTY STUFFED
(Holy News / News)

BALTHAZAR GETTY REPORTEDLY TRIES TO WIN BACK WIFE AND FAILS

20. YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON CLASS
(Holy News / News)

KATIE PRICE REFUSED ENTRY AT THE CARTIER POLO MATCH

21. ALL THAT GLITTERS ISN'T GOLD
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 50

22. A PUSH AND A BRUSH AND BATMAN IS OURS
(Holy News / News)

CHRISTIAN BALE DENIES ASSAULTING HIS MOTHER AND SISTER

23. HE CAN'T CAREY ON LIKE THIS
(Holy News / News)

MARIAH CAREY'S HUSBAND IN DEBT AFTER SPOILING HER

24. MINI RUBMAN
(Holy News / News)

VERN TROYER WINS COURT CASE OVER SEX TAPE

25. WHAT A WASTER TIME
(Holy News / News)

PETE DOHERTY IS BURGLED

26. I'LL BE SQUARE JAW YOU
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER ANISTON SPENDS £10,000 A MONTH ON BEAUTY TREATMENTS

27. MICHAEL SOPHOCLES: THE OUTTAKES
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OUTTAKES FROM APPRENTICE MICHAEL'S VIDEO

28. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

29. THE LITTLE GREEN MAN MUST HAVE TAKEN IT AWAY FOR ANALYSIS
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 41

30. ABSTINENCE AND THE CITY
(Holy News / News)

MILEY CYRUS MISSES MOST OF THE POINT OF SEX AND THE CITY