1. DON'T BE A H8ER BOI
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AVRIL LAVIGNE SPARKS PROTESTS IN MALAYSIA

2. BACK TO BLACK EYES
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AMY WINEHOUSE CLASHES WITH PHOTOGRAPHERS ON LATEST NIGHT OUT

3. RAIDING MALAWI
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MADONNA CLOSE TO ADOPTING ANOTHER MALAWIAN CHILD

4. NO END TO THIS AFFAIR
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VERNE TROYER'S EX-PARTNER HITS BACK IN LEGAL ROW

5. SAY YOU'LL BE HERR
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POSH SPICE RELATED TO GERMAN REVOLUTIONARY AND FRIEND OF KARL MARX

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. SHORT TEMPERED
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VERNE TROYER SUES HIS EX-PARTNER FOR BATTERY

8. NEW YORK STATE
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HEATHER MILLS BUYS APARTMENT IN NEW YORK

9. THE LAW OF KARMA
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SADIE FROST'S BUSINESS GOES UNDER

10. MINI RUBMAN
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VERN TROYER WINS COURT CASE OVER SEX TAPE

11. SHRIDER IN THE HOUSE
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VERN TROYER STILL SHARES A HOUSE WITH HIS EX

12. WHY DID YOU FORSAKE US!
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13. WE STARTED OFF NAKED
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 38

14. A NICE LITTLE EARNER
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S CHILD IS EARNING MONEY ALREADY

15. IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
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SOURCE OF VERNE TROYER SEX TAPE REVEALED

16. MAXI-RELIEF
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VERN TROYER SEX TAPE IS EMBARGOED

17. GOODBYE PEREZ MCHILTON, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU!
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 23

18. NEWSMOUND
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19. PER-VERSION
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MARK RONSON WATCHED PORN WITH MICHAEL JACKSON AS A CHILD

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. NEWSMOUND
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22. NEWSMOUND
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23. SPACE AND THE CROWD
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KEVIN SPACEY HAS AN EXTREMELY LARGE ENTOURAGE ON FILM SET

24. MONEY WELL SPENT
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Brad Pitt spends more money than most people see in a lifetime on ugly furniture

25. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
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GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

26. TALKING POLLUX
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ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT ARGUE OVER BABY NAMES

27. THE LIBERATED
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PETE DOHERTY RELEASED FROM PRISON EARLY

28. SHAY YOU'RE SHORRY
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PAULA ABDUL WAS NOT DRUNK ON TV SAYS HER PUBLICIST

29. SMELLING OF POSERS
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JENNIFER LOPEZ'S NEW REALITY SHOW IS ABOUT HER PERFUME

30. FALLING DOWN, THROWING UP
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON COVERING A TOM WAITS SONG