1. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

2. LOCK UP YOUR MILLIONAIRES
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HEATHER MILLS IS READY TO START DATING AGAIN

3. JAMIE JUNIOR
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JAMIE OLIVER CONSIDERS ADOPTING A BOY

4. STICKY AND SOUR GRAPES
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MADONNA'S CREW THREATEN TO QUIT OVER HOTEL ARRANGEMENTS

5. A DROP IN THE OCEAN'S
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BRAD AND ANGELINA QUALIFY FOR CHILD BENEFIT

6. NEWSMOUND
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7. HAYDEN'S TIGHT
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HAYDEN PANETTIERE IS TIGHT WITH HER MONEY

8. JENNY AND A CROCK
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IS MAKING ANOTHER MOVIE

9. LIKE A CHAIR?
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MADONNA WOES ARE ADDED TO BY KNEE PROBLEMS

10. NEWSMOUND
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11. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. FAECES NIGHTCLUB
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'CELEBS' AT FACES NIGHTCLUB PICTURE GALLERY

14. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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DAVID BECKHAM WRITES ON PEOPLE IN ADVERT

15. HOUSTON, I HAVE A PROBLEM
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WHITNEY HOUSTON TREATED HER STEPSON BADLY, HE CLAIMS

16. SEX AND WRY
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CHRIS MARTIN WANTED TO BE POPULAR WITH THE LADIES

17. BACK TO AMY? NO, NO, NO...
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BLAKE TOLD TO STAY CLEAR OF WINEHOUSE

18. YOUNG, UNGIFTED AND LOADED
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THE SUNDAY TIMES YOUNG MUSICIANS RICH LIST GALLERY

19. I'LL SORT MYSELF OUT THEN
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KATE MOSS BUYS HERSELF A 90K ENGAGEMENT RING

20. BABY ONE MORE PRAM
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS NEEDS SOME BABY ITEMS

21. JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED YOURSELF…
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HEATHER MILLS TO JUDGE US BEAUTY CONTEST

22. FROM RUSK TILL MOAN
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SALMA HAYEK ADMITS SHE WANTED A BABY BOY

23. DOUBLE SPREAD
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HUGH HEFFER WANTS THE OLSEN TWINS TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY

24. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
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JACK NICHOLSON REVEALS HIS FAVOURITE CHAT-UP LINE

25. WHEN CELEBRITY BOYFRIENDS GET INDISCREET
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MARC JACOBS' BOYFRIEND UPLOADS ALL HIS PERSONAL CELEB PHOTOS

26. NO KNEE TREMBLER
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HEATHER MILLS DENIES SHE IS WRITING A SEX MANUAL

27. EVICTA
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MADONNA KICKS OUT A YOGA CLASS

28. REAL GLUM SHADY
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EMINEM'S MOTHER SAYS HE'S DOGGED BY DEPRESSION

29. EVERYCRIME
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BRITNEY STEALS A LIGHTER

30. STUCK IN A MOMENT
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JADE GOODY DOESN'T RECOGNISE BONO