1. LOHAN FOR GOLD
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LINDSAY GOES FOR A DIFFERENT TYPE OF DIVING WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

2. NEWSMOUND
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3. LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
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LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS HER FATHER TO SHUT UP. AGAIN

4. SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
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SAMANTHA RONSON TO WRITE AUTOBIOGRAPHY

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

7. NEWSMOUND
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8. OLYMPIC-SIZED EGO
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SLIGHTED BY SOME SWIMMER

9. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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ERNEST BORGNINE REVEALS THE MASTURBATORY SECRET OF ETERNAL YOUTH

10. ONE, TWO BILLY'S COMING FOR YOU
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BILLY BOB THORNTON TO PLAY FREDDY KRUEGER

11. NEWSMOUND
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12. TAKING THE RSVP
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MICHAEL LOHAN UNHAPPY ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING PLANS

13. A TOTAL CYCLE PATH
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WAS LINDSAY LOHAN HIT BY A BICYCLE AT THE WEEKEND OR NOT?

14. MAN IN THE BLACK
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WILL SMITH IS THE HIGHEST PAID ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD

15. A BAD KNIGHT
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THE DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

16. MICHAEL SOPHOCLES: THE OUTTAKES
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OUTTAKES FROM APPRENTICE MICHAEL'S VIDEO

17. WIN FUNNY GAMES ON DVD AND A DVD PLAYER
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THREE COPIES OF FUNNY GAMES AND A DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

18. A KNIGHT ON THE TOWN
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DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE GALLERY

19. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. STONE'S SPIDERS LEGS
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SHARON STONE DEMANDED A SPIDER HAVE PINCERS REMOVED

22. WOMB RAIDER
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ANGELINA JOLIE GIVES BIRTH TO TWINS AT LAST

23. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET ????
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THE CELEBRITY MANWHORE IS REVEALED...

24. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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IS MARILYN MANSON AS BALD AS A COOT?

25. USHER NONSENSE
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USHER DENIES HIS SON'S NAME IS TO BOOST HIS OWN EGO

26. IT MUST BE LOVE
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LINDSAY ADMITS TO RELATIONSHIP WITH SAM RONSON (SORT OF)

27. FIXED RATE LOHAN
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MICHAEL LOHAN'S LOVE CHILD IS RIPE FOR EXPLOITATION

28. A FINE WHINE
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MICHAEL LOHAN WANTS TO RECONCILE WITH DAUGHTER LINDSAY

29. NEWSMOUND
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30. OH GOD, THERE'S MORE OF THEM!
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LINDSAY LOHAN HAS A SECRET SISTER