1. SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
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SAMANTHA RONSON TO WRITE AUTOBIOGRAPHY

2. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

3. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. OLYMPIC-SIZED EGO
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SLIGHTED BY SOME SWIMMER

6. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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ERNEST BORGNINE REVEALS THE MASTURBATORY SECRET OF ETERNAL YOUTH

7. ONE, TWO BILLY'S COMING FOR YOU
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BILLY BOB THORNTON TO PLAY FREDDY KRUEGER

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. TAKING THE RSVP
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MICHAEL LOHAN UNHAPPY ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING PLANS

10. A TOTAL CYCLE PATH
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WAS LINDSAY LOHAN HIT BY A BICYCLE AT THE WEEKEND OR NOT?

11. MAN IN THE BLACK
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WILL SMITH IS THE HIGHEST PAID ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD

12. A BAD KNIGHT
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THE DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE PICTURE GALLERY

13. MICHAEL SOPHOCLES: THE OUTTAKES
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OUTTAKES FROM APPRENTICE MICHAEL'S VIDEO

14. WIN FUNNY GAMES ON DVD AND A DVD PLAYER
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THREE COPIES OF FUNNY GAMES AND A DVD PLAYER UP FOR GRABS

15. A KNIGHT ON THE TOWN
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DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE GALLERY

16. BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY
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MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

17. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

18. STONE'S SPIDERS LEGS
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SHARON STONE DEMANDED A SPIDER HAVE PINCERS REMOVED

19. WOMB RAIDER
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ANGELINA JOLIE GIVES BIRTH TO TWINS AT LAST

20. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET ????
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THE CELEBRITY MANWHORE IS REVEALED...

21. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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IS MARILYN MANSON AS BALD AS A COOT?

22. USHER NONSENSE
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USHER DENIES HIS SON'S NAME IS TO BOOST HIS OWN EGO

23. IT MUST BE LOVE
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LINDSAY ADMITS TO RELATIONSHIP WITH SAM RONSON (SORT OF)

24. FIXED RATE LOHAN
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MICHAEL LOHAN'S LOVE CHILD IS RIPE FOR EXPLOITATION

25. A FINE WHINE
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MICHAEL LOHAN WANTS TO RECONCILE WITH DAUGHTER LINDSAY

26. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

27. OH GOD, THERE'S MORE OF THEM!
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LINDSAY LOHAN HAS A SECRET SISTER

28. ALFIE BIN LADEN
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MICHAEL CAINE DETAINED AT US AIRPORT AS TERROR SUSPECT

29. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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COREY FELDMAN AND COREY HAIM TALK ABOUT TEENAGE ABUSE

30. PER-VERSION
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MARK RONSON WATCHED PORN WITH MICHAEL JACKSON AS A CHILD