1. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

2. A PEACH OF SALT
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED 'BECAUSE OF GRIEF'

3. LIFE'S A PEACH AND THEN YOU MARRY ONE
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BOOKIES GIVE PEACHES'S MARRIAGE 12/1 IT'S OVER IN A MONTH

4. TAKING THE RSVP
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MICHAEL LOHAN UNHAPPY ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING PLANS

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. STORYTELLING
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MADONNA WILL NOT RENEW HER MARRIAGE VOWS

7. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET MISTAKEN FOR ANGELINA JOLIE?
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 30

8. BOOB DU JOUR
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BILLIE PIPER WORRIES NUDITY MAY SCUPPER HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. DAD OF THE YEAR
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PETER ANDRE NAMED 'DAD OF THE YEAR'

11. GET YOUR SNATCH OUT!
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The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 4

12. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
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HOLY MOLY'S LIST OF THE WORST FATHERS EVER

13. NEWSMOUND
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14. STUCK BTWN A ROCK AND A MIXED METAPHOR
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KID ROCK HITS OUT AT PAMELA ANDERSON

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. MATR-EMO-NY
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ASHLEE SIMPSON AND PETE WENTZ TO MARRY ON SATURDAY

17. DECREE: ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED
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PAUL MCCARTNEY AND HEATHER MILLS' DIVORCE FINALISED

18. PLAY(ING THE FIELD)BOY
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HUGH HEFNER HAS NO PLANS TO MARRY

19. NEWSMOUND
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20. TOUCH MY BODY (BUT NOT MY BANK ACCOUNT)
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MARIAH CAREY DID HAVE PRE-NUP

21. MIMI MATRIMONY?
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DID MARIAH CAREY GET MARRIED YESTERDAY

22. NULL POINTS
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PAMELA ANDERSON UNCLEAR ABOUT MEANING OF 'ANNULMENT'

23. THE BIG BREAK-UP
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KELLY BROOK SPLITS FROM BILLY ZANE

24. CHEEKY BRIDE
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SCRABBLE WINNINGLY NAMED MP TO MARRY POUNDSTRETCHER'S ANSWER TO A POP STAR

25. MOBY WANTS TO SPEAR BRITNEY
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VEGAN STAR NOT AFRAID TO PORK BRITNEY

26. NEWSMOUND
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27. THE HORSE WHISPERER
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SARAH HARDING ENGAGED AFTER BOYFRIEND PROPOSES WITH HORSE

28. HOUSTON, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
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BOBBY BROWN'S BOOK WILL BE A BESTSELLING BELTER

29. IN BED WITH MADONNA
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MADGE REVEALS HER AND GUY'S UNSEXY BEDROOM HABITS

30. LOVE, HONOUR AND NO WAY
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DID BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE MARRY AT THE WEEKEND?