1. BIRTHDAY MILEY-STONE MILLSTONE
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HANNAH MONTANA STAR MILEY CYRUS IS FORCED TO WORK ON HER 16TH BIRTHDAY

2. ALL LYNNE THE PAST
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LYNNE SPEARS IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE

3. HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'
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Country singer is named as ambassador for the most important mounds in the US

4. I'M STILL LOVING ALIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ROBBIE WELCOMES GREEN MEN THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF SONG

5. YOU'RE BOOKED
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DAVID BECKHAM INSPIRES CHILDREN'S LITERATURE

6. GIRL ON FILM
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GERI HALLIWELL SPENDS TIME 'IN BETWEEN PROJECTS' WRITING SCREENPLAY

7. SPINNING A TALE
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NIGHTCLUB BOSS TAKES CREDIT FOR SAM RONSON'S CAREER

8. JOHNNY CASH
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JOHNNY DEPP KEEPING BUSY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS

9. LAST NIGHT A DJ CAUSED SOME STRIFE
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SAMANTHA RONSON REFUSES TO DJ IN GAY CLUB?

10. LOCK UP YOUR MILLIONAIRES
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HEATHER MILLS IS READY TO START DATING AGAIN

11. DEAD MAN WALKING
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HALLOWEEN INSPIRES THE QUESTIONABLE RESURRECTION OF HEATH LEDGER

12. OUT OF MY MIND
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VICTORIA BECKHAM'S FASHION PLANS ARE ALL GOING WELL

13. DUDE, WHERE'S MY BRA?
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TILDA SWINTON ON MAKE-UP, OSCARS AND BEING MISTAKEN FOR A MAN

14. YOU'VE GOT FAIL
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MEG RYAN'S CAREER IS OVER, SAYS MEG RYAN

15. YOU KNOW I'M NO GOOD LOOKING
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AMY WINEHOUSE FAILS TO TURN UP TO HER OWN SURPRISE PARTY

16. NOT THAT DESPERATE
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HEATHER MILLS TURNED DOWN FOR GUEST APPEARANCE ON 'DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES'

17. AAARGHHHHHH!
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MADONNA PERFORMS AT WEMBLEY LOOKING REMARKABLY LIKE SKELETOR

18. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

19. OH, BROTHER
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DANIELLE LLOYD SNARES HUSBAND, A NATION CHOKES ON THEIR TEA

20. CAN'T LET IT BE
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SIR PAUL SET TO WED FOR A THIRD TIME?

21. PRETTY YOUNG(ISH) THING
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PAMELA ANDERSON DISMISSES MICHAEL-JACKSON-DATING RUMOURS

22. I AM LEG-END
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HEATHER MILLS PLANS FAMILIAR SOUNDING WORK OF 'FICTION'

23. HE'S NO ANGEL(FISH)
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ROBERT DE NIRO UNDER FIRE FOR FRYING ENDANGERED FISH

24. CLOTHING IMPEACHMENT
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PEACHES GETS SAUCY IN UNDERWEAR CAMPAIGN

25. LILY ALLEN LASHES OUT AGAIN
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MARK RONSON'S FANCY DRESS PARTY

26. HERBIE: FULLY CLOTHED
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LINDSAY LOHAN TURNS DOWN NAKED PLAYBOY SHOOT

27. ZERO ZERO DIGNITY
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JAMES BOND SELLS OUT TO COKE ZERO

28. GQ MAN OF THE YEAR AWARDZZZZZZZZZZZ
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THE GQ MAN OF THE YEAR AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

29. RUFF JUSTICE
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SUED OVER DOG ATTACK ON A PLANE

30. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST