1. SLIPPERY IN DEBT
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BON JOVI SUED FOR 400 BILLION DOLLARS. YES, 400 BILLION DOLLARS

2. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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RINGO STARR NO LONGER ACCEPTING FANMAIL - WORLD DISTINCTLY UNSHAKEN

3. FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
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RICKY GERVAIS NEVER LEAVES HIS HOUSE TO EXERCISE

4. LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID
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PAUL MCCARTNEY DREADS RUINING CAREER WITH BAD SONGS. AGAIN.

5. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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BRITNEY SPEARS NAKED IN WOMANIZER VIDEO

6. COMING CLEAN
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COLIN FARRELL ADMITS THE DRINK NEARLY DID FOR HIM

7. JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK
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J LO AND MARC ANTHONY RENEW WEDDING VOWS

8. I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
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LINSDAY LOHAN RECEIVES 'BIBLICAL THREATS'

9. NOT A SHARP MOVE
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ANGELINA JOLIE BUYS SIX-YEAR-OLD SON HIS 'FIRST KNIFE'

10. MOTHER KNOWS BEST
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MYLEENE KLASS LAUNCHES A BABY RANGE

11. FEELING FRUITY
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PEACHES GELDOF STICKS THE BOOT IN TO STAFF

12. NEWSMOUND
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13. SPIDEY BLOODY SPIDEY
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BONO'S MUSICAL EXPECTED TO COST $40M

14. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MADONNA MAKES UP AN IMPROMPTU SONG ABOUT SARAH PALIN

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. THE NAKED CHIEF
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JAMIE OLIVER ANGERS FANS WITH 'MINGING' CLAIMS

17. GIRLFIGHT
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MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IN SEX TOY BATTLE

18. BEAT THE SPARTANS
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GERARD BUTLER ACCUSED OF ATTACKING PHOTOGRAPHER

19. HOW TO LOSE FANS AND ALIENATE CRITICS
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KIRSTEN DUNST TO WRITE HER OWN MUSICAL

20. ROLAND TWAT
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PETE DOHERTY TO LOCK HIMSELF IN A RAT-FILLED COFFIN

21. NEWSMOUND
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22. THE (HARD) CELL
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JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH SCIENTOLOGY

23. MARQUEE LOON
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HEATHER MILLS FALLS FOUL OF PLANNING LAWS AGAIN

24. SINCERITY REPORT
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NICOLE KIDMAN ON HER RELATIONSHIP WITH TOM CRUISE

25. SHE'S A WITCH... BURN HER!
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BOND GIRL GEMMA WAS BORN WITH SIX DIGITS ON EACH HAND

26. OFFSPRING OF GIANT FACE ON MYSPACE
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GALAXY-FACED ACTRESS HOSTS NEW BABY PICTURES ON MYSPACE

27. BIRTHDAY MILEY-STONE MILLSTONE
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HANNAH MONTANA STAR MILEY CYRUS IS FORCED TO WORK ON HER 16TH BIRTHDAY

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. OBLIGATORY YOOHOO-TUBE CLIP!
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JOHN BARROWMAN LAUNCHES NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO

30. ALL LYNNE THE PAST
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LYNNE SPEARS IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE